Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the SECOND definition it gives you.
It's a bit of work, but so worth it! LOL!
1) Your name? Lisa
The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.
Chick: OMG! DID YOU SEE LISA YESTERDAY?!
Dude: Yeah, I'm like...in love with that chica.
2) Your age? 33
Rolling Rock beer. The labels for Rolling Rock, brewed in Latrobe PA, all have a mysterious "33" printed on them. Two of the many theories are that it either stands for 1933 (the year Prohibition was repealed), or that it is there because there are 33 words in their slogan:
"From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe we tender this premium beer
for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain srings to you."
Whatever it means, it's a tasty beer!
33
Ray: What kind of beer did you pick up for the party?
Will: 33
Ray: I'll be there.
3) One of your friends? Brittany
Meaning
uber cool,
rad, or just plain awesome!
Hey, your new hairstyle is totally brittany!
4) What should you be doing? homework
an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!
5) Favorite color? purple
Another word for particular level of gear in the online game World of Warcraft. Gear on epic level is purple.
1. This, my friend, is epic win. I'm giving it purple.
2. OMG DUDEZ I LEIK SOOOO WON DAT PURP HUNTER WEAPONZ IN LAST NITES RAID YAY
6) Birthplace? Marin County, CA..tr>
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Marin County is a way
kewl place to live,
whoot. Home of what is now a rare breed: THE RICH
LIBERAL. Full of yuppies, we like our
In-N-Out,
starbucks,
soccer moms driving huge ass
SUVs while on the
cell phone, seeing sean penn and santana at the town center, going to safeway cause everything else closes at 9pm, and of course we love our hot tubs.
Gotta love them misguided Marin county hot-tubbers... they rock my world.
7) Month of your birthday?May
The last name of the guitarist for Queen.
"Did you see Brian May perform last night?"
8) Last person you talked to? Mike
A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike.
9) What did you last eat? apple
The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,
Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.
Love,
Gwenyth
PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
haha, that was funny. I admit, I didn't just pick the 2nd ones, there were other ones that were much better. Sorry.
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