Don't feel like doing a blog just yet, feel free to drop suggested topics.  I take requests.  However, I do feel like a survey....Barber, you may proceed!

1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Well, he did bring the wine, so the least I can do is bring the food.

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt a new name..what would it be?
Raul Monticristo

3. Do you have to really know someone to kiss them?
Hell no, that's easy, I have to kiss people I don't like ass's all the time.  That's hard

4. You wake up as the opposite gender. What's the first thing you do?
Feel my tits.

5. Where did you get your favorite pair of pants?
In New Jersey, they grow great jeans there.

6. Are your parents proud of your recent behavior?
That depends on how much they know.

7. Does anything rhyme with your last name?
Feeler, Healer, Peeler, Congealer

8. The last time you laughed until your stomach hurt:
I shoot for once a day, 2 times a day if I'm lucky.

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
It was a Dane Cook movie, it scared me cause it was good.  I feel so unclean.

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I say stupid shit all the time, always fun to see what people do.

11. You're sentenced to death and it's the day of your execution: what do you want to eat?
Life Cereal in the morning.  Maybe some eggs, bacon and juice with some toast.  Cup of coffee.  Homefries.  Then some sponge cake.  They want to fry me, they're going to have an awful mess to clean up.  And I chose breakfast food cause you off a guy like me at High Noon!

12. What's something that a lot of people do that you've never done?
Gotten Married.


13. Before you die you want to go to...?
London, Ireland, Scotland, Italy, France, Greece and Amsterdam

14. What's the last thing you ate?
Sponge cake that I baked.  That's right bitches I can bake cakes.

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Hippo

16. A drug you'll never try?
Herion

17. If you were an animal, what would you be?
An Elephant

18. What is your favorite thing to order from Coldstone?
Is it too smartass to say Ice Cream

19. Are the best things in life free?
and easy

20. Is anything stuck in your head?
My brain.  It seriously won't leave, and my eyes are starting to get pissed off cause they say it takes up too much room.

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Stinkbomb

22. Best flavor of runts?
I guess a runt cow tastes just like a big one...so I'll say cow.

23. Favorite breakfast food?
I discussed this in the question when they wanted to kill me.  Maybe 86 the cereal. And cake.

24. Favorite movie?
Pretty sure it's still "It's a Wonderful Life"

25. Worst way to die?
In Susan's office.

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I saw a guy cut so you could see the tendons in his knee.

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
broken ankle

28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
The family and the food, they go hand in hand.

29. Sport you hate watching?
Soccer

30. What state in the US do you want to visit?
Wyoming.

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Using the power of suggestion to make women take off their close.

32. How do you deal with drama?
depends on what kind of drama.  every day life drama, I try to overcome....self inflicted drama I try to avoid.

33. Write a brief statement saying anything you want to an anonymous person?
and yet I ain't the one asking.

35. What's your favorite material possession?
My 2nd Emmy Watch.

36. What was the last thing you dressed up as for Halloween?
A doctor.  It never works like it's supposed to though.

37. What will you be doing in the next 24 hours?
Working, hopefully feeding a sick dog pepperoni, and then drinking beer. 

38. Favorite carnival food?
Midgets, they're delicious

39. Morning or night person?
Night, mornings can bite me.

40. Do you regret anything you've done in the past 24 hours?
I might have led with the eagles, but other than that I'm cool.

41. Who is the most physically attractive person on this planet?
I am.  Seriously have you looked me lately?  I'm stunning.

42. Do you often use the term "slut"?
I used to quite often.  :)

43. It's Saturday at 3am. Where are you?
Hmmmm....usually en route to my house.

44. How long has it been since you last liked somebody?
I always like me...that's the most important thing.

45. Worst job you've ever had?
Roofer

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
I really don't know where I would begin.

47. Favorite cereal?
Life.

48. Would you ever have a threesome with your friend and their bf/gf?
Only if the friend was a female and she had a girlfriend.  And then you could kill me and I'd be ok with that. 

49. How's your hair?
I keep misplacing some of it a little at a time.