Maybe I was just clueless through all this time but I could swear that DeVry and ITT were out to get me. Hit me earlier that DeVry has the right idea behind their advertising. No, Im not enrolling at DeVry but Im just saying, when you dont have a job, anything sounds appealing.

Watching Stripes right now, I feel like Bill Murray's character. Anything has to be better than dealing with the uncertainty of unemployment or working another no where job. I just blocked out all the ads because well, I had a job and a plan. Turns out I was using the job to avoid the plan.

What kind of training were you doing soldier?
ARRRRRMMMMYYYY Training SIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!!

No, Im not enlisting in the Army to roll into Czechoslovakia inside of an armored Winnebago while banging a ridiculously hot MP with Egon Spangler as my loyal sidekick. Im just saying that its easy to get down on yourself when things feel rough whether its real or imagined and see an ad that promises relief.

I swear that if I had a weaker constitution, id enroll in DeVry. I dont know whats worse, DeVry or becoming an alcoholic.