Dear lovers, right kidneys and kleptomaniacs,

With so many people on our list of addresses, we're chewing through a lot of stamps, a lot of ink and a lot of recycled reflex!

So we're calling you all to arms:

If you have artistic/creative/linguistic skills - we would love some more zines, sketches, magnets, stickers - anything to fill our envelopes with even MORE splendour!

And also, if you have a spare dollar, or two - you might just be able to help us out with some of the following:

Price range:
0.55c - one stamp = one LetterBomb envelope!
$1.10 - two stamps = one A5 Post-Happiness surprise cheer up envelope!
$3.00 - coloured envelopes = aesthetically pleasing LetterBombs!
$5.50 - ten stamps = 10 LetterBombs / 5 Post-Happiness cheer-ups!
$11.00 - twenty stamps = 20 LetterBombs / 10 Post-Happiness cheer-ups!
$12.00 - 100 postcards with LetterBomb info to spread the word! (You could even buy these for your shop or to do a letterbox drop?)
$20.00 - a self-inking LetterBomb stamp to cover ourselves with "sweet ink" and run around in the dark, stark-naked like the bohemians of old.

Aternatively, if you can find any of the above (stamps, stationery, etc) we would be only too happy to accept them!

If you don't spend that 55c on a stamp, you'll prbably spend it on Mi Goreng - and we all know that will go straight to your hips and kill the orangutans (even if it does taste like God in noodle form!) - so if it is at all possible for you to mail us some stamps or donate a few dollars for whichever of the above you deem worthy - we will love you indefinitely!

Yours postally,
Ale & Z-Bean.

*subliminalmessagetocoerceyouintohelpinguswiththegreatstampshortageoftwothousandandnine*