As a man who might be getting married before he dies, here's a word of advice.

If you are about to marry a woman, and she says "This is / will be the most important day in my life!"  RUN THE FUCK AWAY. 

Think about it- If her wedding is the most important day in her life, it will be ALL downhill from there.  She's lived her whole fairy princess life to get to that point...from that moment on, it's all disappointment.  Did she seriously not imagine doing ANYTHING with her life that could POSSIBLY eclipse the rather common and pedestrian act of getting married?  That's a serious warning sign. 

And, if she hasn't done anything up until that point more important than getting married to your sorry ass...than she sure as fuck isn't worth getting married to, now is she?  Way to put a feather in your cap, dumbass!

Same thing goes for guys- if some dude says, "This is the most important day in my life..." ABORT! ABORT!

Time and fucking time again, I hear from people who say that the most important day in their life was when they got married.  JESUS FUCK!  Snooze alarm. 

I'm not saying it shouldn't be a profound day, or even a great day...but it's not exactly a life-determining day.  No great choices are made that day.  For me, if and when Angie and I finally get hitched up, it'll be an afterthought, a formality.  A silly little bit of ritual...barely containing meaning in the face of the bond we actually share.

If you're getting married not feeling that...maybe you should re-evaluate, eh?

The only reason to marry a princess is if you going to inherit large amounts of British property and livestock...not some shrill burned-out cow.


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