Fuck Bank of America. Fuck every single one of their employees. Fuck every one of their call centers. Fuck all of their CEOs who make millions on the blood, sweat, and tears of every American consumer. Fuck Osama for not sending planes into the B of A headquarters. Fuck all their old, outdated, non-informative branches that cater only to rich white fucks with expendable income. Fuck the Bush Administration for leading the world's biggest joke of corpratism on our fair lands. Fuck Bush for being a slack-jawed yokel who advocates his shit economy and forces the same shit we deal with on other countries. Fuck Cheney for being an overpaid corporate monger on the lives of millions. Fuck the republican congress for refusing to raise the MINIMUM wage to an actual living wage. Fuck the American people who actually believe that the current administration is actually trying to better our society. Fuck Fox News for their capitalistic anchors who do nothing but display lies to the ignorant middle Americans. Fuck homophobic cocksuckers who went to the polls on Nov 04 to vote for lies just because their state was going to implement ideals that they thought were "Icky". Fuck washington for making decent jobs unavailable without a degree. Fuck them for increasing the gap between the rich, the poor and the people in their eyes would be better off dead. Fuck the homeless who are not actually homeless trying to fool me into giving them a bit of change for their welfare but actually hold an annual income of 60,000 or more with no taxes. Fuck them for the fact that they in no way pay for the benches they sit on and panhandle. Fuck the media for not having the nuts nor vaginas to stand over politics and do what they were intended to do. Fuck the corrupt unions who fuck it up for all the good unions. Fuck the people who use God to make themselves feel better about their wretched lives. Fuck those who believe killing 100,000 Iraqi and American people is better than killing unborn overpopulating babies. Fuck white people who believe closing the borders will bring more jobs they wouldn't do anyway. Fuck the pretentious fags who surround their lives with consumer fashions and fascist behavior. Fuck the NeoCONS who think the world will survive so long they keep abusing it. Fuck GM and the other motor companies for destroying the U.S.' original rail ways to build more roads for cars at the same time making cars to expensive for most people. Fuck the insurance corps for their mind blowing anal action they put on the consumer. Fuck republicans for believing that healthcare should be provided for those who can afford it. Fuck the slave trades 200 years to the present. Fuck Wall-Mart for single handedly destroying the small business. Fuck MTV for not being music television. Fuck artists who put huge prices on crap paint splashes. Fuck over-rated actors and how the world stops when they shit. Fuck those who believe major drugs manufactures are trying to find cures for diseases. Fuck big tobacco for making addictive products that feel so good. Fuck those who have destroyed great vinyl for an expendable resource of CDs. Fuck the publishers who fifty different editions of textbooks every year. Fuck college bookstores for their overpriced textbooks and give you shit money when you sell it back. Fuck Gov. Arnold for stealing 3 billion dollars from california schools and raising the already high tuition rates and once again proving actors don't belong in office. Fuck Greenspan anally raping anyone who got an adjustable rate mortgage in the last 2 years. Fuck the no regulations on outsourcing. Fuck the on-going references to 9/11. Fuck John Kerry for being such a pussy and losing to the biggest fuck up this country has ever seen. Fuck Bill Clinton for hanging with Papa Bush. Fuck Tony Blair for his equal part in the lies. Fuck Halliburton and the billions their making on death. Fuck raising gas prices and fuck my car for not getting good gas milage. Fuck those who believe the earth was meant for destruction. Fuck the future Syrian war. Fuck the future Iran war. Fuck the ongoing war on drugs. Fuck the never-ending Iraq war. Fuck white collar crime for it still ends in the same word. Fuck the abuse of welfare. Fuck gun toting lobbyists. Fuck white pride. Fuck brown pride. Fuck black pride. Fuck asian pride. Fuck pride. Fuck commission based sales people. Fuck women's magazines who lead women to believe they're not beautiful. Fuck the FICO credit score equation. Fuck credit in general. Fuck wine tasting. Fuck censorship. Fuck the NRA. Fuck cell phones. Fuck bottled water. Fuck laura bush. Fuck Tom Wolfowitz. Fuck John Ashcroft. Fuck Cock Cheney. Fuck CONdo Rice. Fuck Bill O Reily. Fuck Sean Hannity. Fuck Pat Buchanan. Fuck Rush Limbaugh. Fuck Billy Grahm. Fuck James Dobson. Fuck Fuck Fuck Ann Coulter. Fuck Dick Morris. Fuck Alberto Gonzales. FUCK John Bolten. Fuck Michael Leavitt. FUCK HOLY FUCK Donald Rumsfeld. Fuck Sam Bodman. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK the faith based voter. FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK George W Bush. I began writing this because I hate banks. Banks are the biggest group of thieves that have ever been legitimized. They take your money... They "protect" it for you. They let others borrow it and receive hefty sums of interest on it. They receive billions every year on fees charged to you the consumer while giving your money to others and charging them for it. A standard bank savings account will normally pay out 1-2% of the amount in the account. While they make 5-15% on millions of home mortgages, credit cards, and other general loans. This is your money people. Banks only look at numbers. High numbers matter and low numbers are insignificant. Your money would be safer and more productive in a coffee can buried in your backyard. Don't get me started on Mutual Funds and Bonds. Once again... FUCK BANKS. Fucking NeoCons.