Greetings, earthlings. I am pleased to tell you that your wishes to be ear-fucked by a robot are about to be realized. On Friday, October 16th, Avant GARism will be held in Gainesville. At The Laboratory, located at 818 W. University Avenue in Gainesville, the mad scientist known as A_scissors and the nefarious modern prometheus known as alGARhythm will be experimenting with mechanical audio goodness that must be seen (and especially heard) to be believed. They will be supported in their efforts by Minimum of None, a bent laboratory assistant of the most sordid sort; the show starts at 9PM, and can be experienced for a mere $5. Go here for the myspace event page and peep this shit yo. I could not recommend this more highly- having taken part in and witnessed the debauchery of past Avant GARism events, I can tell you forshizzle that this show will be of the muthafuckin' chain. This link will give you the coordinates to locate the scene of the crime. If you cannot find it, just stop for a minut and listen- the sounds will inevitably draw you in.