Mid-DOTS I went to go to the bathroom and get some beers for the band. In the bathroom I met a kid with blood on his shirt holding a bloody towel and ice to his forehead.
Me: Jesus, are you ok?
Him: I might need stitches. (removes towel to show me a one inch cut on the middle of his forehead)
Me: Shit. What happened?
Him: I was just dancing!
Me: Did you dance your face into the wall?
Him: Basically...but, they're just soooo good!
Me: Yeah, they are.
It was adorable.

What a great mini-tour, dudes. Fucking rad.

THIS WAS POSTED ON THE MODERN-RADIO MESSAGE BOARD BY THE GIRL WHO SET UP THE SHOW IN CHI FOR US. FUCKING AWESOME TIME.