dear mom,
ur such a skank, u need protection when u go fuck urself!
PWNED!
please drive me to GameStop.
happy mother's day. kthxbye.
Timmy
Deer Mama
I dun't want to cher you wit enywon. Hapy Mudder's Day!
Luv,
Cletus Jr.
Dear Mother,
I have enclosed the receipt, because I understand you can write these off as a business expense.
Happy Mother's Day! Please keep warm out there!
Unfortunately yours,
Anna
*Special thanks to Wink for posting the image in a bulletin!*