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Last Updated: 11/18/2009

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Gender: Male
Age: 44
Sign: Virgo

City: CyberTown
State: California
Signup Date: 4/8/2009
November 5, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood: Nov. 5th
Category: News and Politics
2 years since the rise of MANtana and you are STILL confused? [CLICKO AQUI]


Message to New Anon From Old Anon


People these days seem to think we are some sort of Internet vigilante group, That couldn't be further from the truth.

We are the little voice in the back of your head that wants to fuck your hot sixteen year old daughter. We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that's ever spit in some random person's food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are the person who rapes the same girl twice. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it.

We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible fucktards out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion's ass just for the hell of it.

We aren't some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren't your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us.

We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim.

We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world.

You operate under the delusion that we will someday be outdated, that we might even see the light. You are irrevocably wrong. You are not special, you are not unique and you aren't crusaders for justice. You're a blend of college age faggots who think that they can do some sort of good, and who are desperate to belong, to have attention. You have accomplished nothing, and you will fall. Enjoy your AIDS, faggots.

But God help you if you fuck with a cat.

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Hope that clarifies things.
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Trixie McBimbo

 
WE IZ TEH BORG! REZISTENCE IZ FUTILE!!!!!

 
Posted by Trixie McBimbo on November 7, 2009 - Saturday - 2:35 PM
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EricBrooks.Com®
Eric Brooks

 

 
Posted by EricBrooks.Com® on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 5:22 PM
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EricBrooks.Com®
Eric Brooks

 
The Wise Beard Guy re: Anonymous vs. Scientology


 
Posted by EricBrooks.Com® on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 5:27 PM
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Moti Hips

 
Isn't it odd how that video is 9:11 long?

 
Posted by Moti Hips on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 5:44 PM
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Moti Hips

 
Never forget Never forgive Pictures, Images and Photos

 
Posted by Moti Hips on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 5:37 PM
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Richard

 
But it's still ok to fuck with a sheep, right?

 
Posted by Richard on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:56 AM
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The Infamous Born GuILty [RSS]

 
How about unicorns ?
 
Posted by The Infamous Born GuILty [RSS] on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 8:54 PM
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Jason Bell

 
FPS Doug is Anonymous? I'm actually scared. :3

 
Posted by Jason Bell on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:21 AM
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☠ Laura ☠

 
i LOVE this blog!! thanks for writing it!

 
Posted by ☠ Laura ☠ on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:02 AM
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Mystery

 
you are scaring me.

 you anyway...
 
Posted by Mystery on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:04 AM
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C.C.

 
Chillingly FABULOUS!!!!


 
Posted by C.C. on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:09 AM
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patti

 
lmaf.  For a moment , I wasn't sure  of who or what this blog was ...until I got to the end and saw the previous post....You  are awesome...EB
 
Posted by patti on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:34 AM
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Dirty Sally 365° - sillier and better

 
SERIOUSLY!!!!



 
Posted by Dirty Sally 365° - sillier and better on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 5:34 PM
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Saint Facetious
Saint Facetious

 
That video is friggin h-i-larious.  "They do it for the lulz."  Sadly I think Fox would actually have to clarify what that meant.  Hahaa.

 
Posted by Saint Facetious on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 8:39 AM
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MikeyNLinda

 
Yes thank you for posting this!
 
Posted by MikeyNLinda on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 8:44 AM
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* Sweet Nina *
Loves all You fuckers

 
anonymous.jpg anonymous image by savvyamigo
 
Posted by * Sweet Nina * on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 10:41 AM
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Shauna Frost
Shauna Frost

 
LMFAO!!!
 
Posted by Shauna Frost on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:22 PM
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Ag Synclair ~ Taking A Break From The Writing Arts

 
I'm all warm and fuzzy inside..
 
Posted by Ag Synclair ~ Taking A Break From The Writing Arts on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 11:40 AM
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Deviant

 
Don't be pissing in my pool.



 
Posted by Deviant on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 12:13 PM
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~*~ Miss ♥ Sunbeam~*~
Miss Beth

 
Holy hell, EB! You just managed to terrify me. You snot monkey... you don't know what I was thinking when I saw the name... (Who is this and why am I subscribed?) And um... wow... this is interesting, to say the least.

 
Posted by ~*~ Miss ♥ Sunbeam~*~ on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 1:42 PM
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Chlöe

 
*yawns* Anonymous? All a bit passe, no?

 
Posted by Chlöe on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 2:02 PM
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♥ Judi Sunshine ♥

 
Nope!

 
Posted by ♥ Judi Sunshine ♥ on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 7:42 PM
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Chlöe

 
*sigh*

 
Posted by Chlöe on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 5:32 PM
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stewd

 
memories... like the corners of my mind....misty water colored memorieeeeeeeeeeeeessssss...da da da da da...
jez makes me wanna break out in song yanno? 


 sup Brooks?

 
Posted by stewd on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 2:43 PM
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♥Helen♥
Helen Spallas

 
Haaaaa Robbie!



 
Posted by ♥Helen♥ on November 9, 2009 - Monday - 1:20 AM
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geko

 
ha! they blew up a pedo-van!!

Photobucket

 
Posted by geko on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 3:47 PM
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Shauna Frost
Shauna Frost

 
...because we have taken over all of the media outlets.  If we control what you know, we control what you think--that is, if you can think by the time we are done with you.
 
Posted by Shauna Frost on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:21 PM
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Maggie

 
I clicked there, but I am still just a little bit confused.  I think I mostly get it. 
Carry on.

 
Posted by Maggie on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 5:44 PM
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Coqueto

 
anonymous lives.
 
Posted by Coqueto on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 5:54 PM
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Kat
Kitty Pride

 
Anonymous is a rooster who has scratched his way to the top of the biggest dung heap in the yard to crow his sweet song to the masses..... and I am his queen.  



I am very anonymous, but not confused.....   :P

Good post...
 
Posted by Kat on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 6:37 PM
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Shauna Frost
Shauna Frost

 
Guess it's time to beat my face with a crowbar or something, right Anonymous?? 

AND QUIT FUCKING MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or with my cat. WTF ever.
 
Posted by Shauna Frost on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:20 PM
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Josh

 
This explains the phone calls.

 
Posted by Josh on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:21 PM
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Saint Facetious
Saint Facetious

 
And the encyclopedia dramatica?  Work.of.genius.  My new favorite page.  Next to lolcats, of course.  Hahahahaha!

 
Posted by Saint Facetious on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:30 PM
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lildebby
Debby Fielding

 
I'd say we're all  a wee bit selfish....

But then again what do I know?!?

As for this writing; EB truly you are the Great Anonymous One!!!  I am in AWE! However I'll leave the worshiping of u to KJ... 

 
Posted by lildebby on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 7:50 PM
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EricBrooks.Com®
Eric Brooks

 
Annoying, ain't I?

 
Posted by EricBrooks.Com® on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 10:24 PM
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Josh

 
Did EB write the ea?  Brilliant!  I know what the answer is...

 
Posted by Josh on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 9:35 PM
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EricBrooks.Com®
Eric Brooks

 
No I didn't write EA. I didn't write any of that above (but I truly get it) I actually got into Encyclopedia Dramatica a few weeks before I saw Pedobear commenting blogs everywhere, followed him around and would up in the Great State... and the rest was history.

It's a great site to explain all the inside jokes.

 
Posted by EricBrooks.Com® on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 10:12 PM
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Josh

 
I stumbled upon the blogs after helping a guy out with an animal rights thing back in 2006.  I saw "Mish the Martini Guy" and quickly got banned from commenting.  Then I stumbled onto MANtana....

 
Posted by Josh on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 3:45 AM
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Josh

 
Shit, I know Phil Shuman.  I should put him on to MANtana.  He'd probably do a story about it.

 
Posted by Josh on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 9:37 PM
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Avenged

 
Someone told me about this internet group a while back - thanks for the heads up.

That thing about the cat...yikes. Some people just don't need to be around others, namely pets.

 
Posted by Avenged on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 1:17 AM
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Susan

 
Only Internet threats I ever see on Myspace is that anytime I write something that delves deeply into government spying and corruption, my blog dies. Fox has it wrong, there is a wingnut conspiracy to futher the Fox adgenda.
 
Posted by Susan on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 1:35 AM
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. : M e l i : .

 
I am lost. What else is new?!

*Smiles politely and leaves the room.*

 
Posted by . : M e l i : . on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 2:59 AM
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inSpireShine

 
Whoa, I read this blog earlier today, and wondered when I became subscribed to someone named Anonymous. Then I saw this just now and thought, EB is such a copycat, I already saw this blog today on Anonymous' blog. D'oh! Slick name change, Eric!  

 
Posted by inSpireShine on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 4:38 AM
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Doctor J
J McDonald

 
This would be sad if it wasn't so true...
 
Posted by Doctor J on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 5:22 AM
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Tomas Carpenter
George Spelvin

 
Hey.... hackers aren't on steroids. They're pasty and scrawny!

 
Posted by Tomas Carpenter on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 5:56 AM
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Jessica

 
and I thought myspacers didn't have lives!!!!!!



 
Posted by Jessica on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 6:49 AM
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Kelli Laine. A Memorial
Killed by A Drunk Driver

 
oh man, that video is HILARIOUS.   def. not a LOLZ killer
 
Posted by Kelli Laine. A Memorial on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 11:52 AM
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Miles
Miles Cole

 
I'm sick of the rumor that some are trying to pass that anonymous has peoples accounts and blogs deleted. NOTHING could be further from the truth. If Anonymous did that Anonymous wouldn't have any new toys to play with.

 
Posted by Miles on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 4:54 PM
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Levi

 
LULZ

/comment

 
Posted by Levi on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 5:28 PM
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Stratus Blue

 
CIA monopoly on anonymity = war on "terror"

 
Posted by Stratus Blue on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 9:18 PM
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