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Nefarious Norman



Last Updated: 12/28/2009

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Status: Single
City: SAINT PAUL
State: Minnesota
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/9/2009
July 6, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  crunk
Category: Music

No Practice Makes Perfect:

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One Saturday morning, perhaps early afternoon, I awoke to a knocking at my door. It was a neighbor from down the hall who needed a hand carrying a new bed up stairs from his pickup parked in the front of the building. Ok man, I said as I rubbed the sleep from my eyes. Aside from your typical “hey how’s it going” in the hallway, I had never spoken to this man, nor did I care to. I found his request a bit odd but I found him a bit odd to begin with, and I am a Minnesotan, so intrinsically, I like to help people.

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Wow, is that a martin? Um… yeah he replied as he glanced at the dusty guitar with the gold “Martin” writing across the top neck.

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Awesome, I’ve never known anyone that has one of those but heard they were the best. I clumsily explained to him that I was an extreme novice guitar player that didn’t know much of anything. As it would so happen, this guy was actually an all right dude and had for a dozen years been gigging around the country before a stint in rehab and subsequent career as a counselor. As I left that day he gave me one of those seminal golden nuggets that I’ll never forget.

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After telling him I had a lot of practice ahead of me he stopped me and said, oh no, you’re not practicing your playing. Don’t ever call it practice man; you are playing, he said.

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It was almost like a light bulb, yeah all right that’s good info I said. Over the years I have learned to hide my uneasiness or misunderstanding of complexities in becoming a man of few words and a dusting of confidence.

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Many years have passed, I never really did ‘learn’ how to become a guitar player, but I have learned how to make the sounds come out of my guitar i.e. play that ish! After that day, I never practiced playing ever again. I just did what I did and played what I played for me.

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Interestingly enough I’ve never wanted to learn many songs written by other people. That may require practice! Plus, I never wanted to be that guy at the party that played Stairway to Heaven to impress people or John Mayer tunes to woo the ladies. Not that there is anything wrong with those tunes or those that know how to play them, it just isn’t for me.

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Instead, most of the time I’m content to putz around playing short little bursts of sonic bursts of creativity. I never would have imagined when I picked up the guitar that it would become one of the sparks that keeps me going.

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Walking is the new Sitting,

~Nefarious Norman

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