I'm normally the sort of person to go on about life hates me, and it's out to get me and I only get bad luck, But this morning I had the best luck of my life.
I am so thankfull to be a live right now, and so glad I didn't kill my ex.

I went out last night got pissed out of my head, met this guy and me and my ex went back to his for a few beers.
I never saw him(gareth) drink the whole night but I knew me and Louis(my ex) were pissed.
gareth offered to drive louis home, as you do I sat in the back as louis had to get out first I sat behind him.
I'm very carefull with seatbelts so as useual tried to put mine on, but as I was drunk and trying not to spill my beer at the same time, didn't do to well at it.
Everytime I pulled it it got stuck, even though I was pulling it slow and not yanking.
Gareth stopped at Louis house but instead of letting him out sped up to a ridiculous speed, especially for the narrow roads we were on.
Fucking nice car though good acceleration but that was the problem, on a very short stretch of road he managed to get up to 100mph.
He misjudged the turn at the top of hunnyhill, went straight through the barriers(they put up for crashes) straight through a direction sign(bent it at a 90 degree angle) and then straight into a brick wall.
it was fucking weird, I could see it all happeneing in slwo motion, it just didnt seem real, it was so out of body, I could see me but I wasn't me.
As i didn't have my seatblet on I just went straight into the back of Louis seat, I've seen all those adverts about crushing the person in front (another reason i'm such a shit when it comes to setbelt saftey).
Fortunatley cause I leaned to the side and put my head down I hit it head first which I think helped not to crush him, god my head hurt though and I blacked out for a few seconds.
Well I don't know how long but the next thing I remember they were both out of the car and the car was filled with smoke.
I was like wtf and tried to get out, Louis tried to help but the seats wouldn't move so I climbed a bit and got out.
Tbh the car doesn't look that bad, it's totalled but not crushed or anything.
But really at that speed I should have more injurys.
I'm so fucking lucky.
The police officer who arrived at the scene was pretty pissed off, it was his front garden wall!

Gareth was a twat for not only driving drunk and putting our lives in danger by not telling us but for being a show off and driving so recklessley, if the wall hadn't been there it would have been the house that would have stopped us, not as forgiving as a wall. we'd probably be dead as would the woman asleep in the living room.
He'll loose his liscense and job as he's a prison officer.
Drink driving should lead to a perma ban imo, a year just doesn't teach some people.

Sorry for this long story, it's not that interesting I guess :/ But I am just really happy. my head fucking hurts though >.<

tbh the car doesm't look that bad :)
Th wall helped as it slowed us down, if it had been a solider wall I think the car would have crumpled at that speed.