1. Please don't say "I know you probably don't take requests... but I wanted to hear...."
2. Please don't ask to play Gold Digger... I promise, I will... later.
3. If I say I will play the song later, and I haven't in the next 10 min... I'm probably not going to play it. You made a bad request. Please don't ask me again.
4. Please don't pout when I put on a song that everybody except for you likes... have another drink.
5. Please don't tap me or talk to me when I'm in the middle of blending songs... You will know I'm blending songs because you'll be hearing a blend, I'll be listening in my headphones, I will be looking and controling the records, I will not be paying attention to you, give me 10 seconds... please... and then you can request Gold Digger.
6. A generous donation to the Dj may change my mind about all of the above