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City: Los Angeles
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Sunday, March 22, 2009 
THANK YOU for all the B-DAY wishes on the 18th and up!!! Everyone is asking what I want for my B-DAY. I want you all to come to see me live on this tour. It's going to be the best of times. THAT is a gift that comes back to ya. OH and read below -- that would mean a bunch.


Hey b's and g's -

This May 17th my new comedy special ISolated INcident will debut uncut on Comedy Central. The CD / DVD will follow on May 19th in stores and online. You have NEVER seen a comedy special like this. I promise it will surprise you as much as it makes you crack up. It's my metamorphosis in more ways than one.


In a week or two I am going to let you all know how to get special surprises in and around my ISolated INcident - Global Thermo Comedy Tour.

HINT .... free tickets? backstage passes?

YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER SINCE THIS WILL BE EXCLUSIVE TO MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS!!! IT TAKES 2 MINUTES!!!!


http:​/​/​twitter.​ com/danecook


It's a great program that everyone is quickly snatching up. You will really love it ... yet ... I am working on something you will love even more. Damn. I love secrets. Join Twitter now ... the link is below to start following me. Soon a NEW tech toy will drop via me through Twitter. I am going to announce what it is through my Twitter very soon and I will also upload pics and vids.

Be the first to find out what I've gone and done now. SU-FI!



xo -

Dane
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Dewayne Flowers - Body Artist & Photographer
Dewayne Flowers

 
Ahhh twitter....rise of the new tech addiction
 
Posted by Dewayne Flowers - Body Artist & Photographer on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 9:43 AM
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Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld Sch⊕⊕l]

 
Fuck Twitter and Facebook...and whatever the next big thing is after that. MySpace is all I have time for.

 
Posted by Señor Slater™ [The Kíng of Øld Sch⊕⊕l] on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:35 AM
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Heck Tore®
Hector Perez Jr

 
Fuck new addictions....beer is my addiction.
Word
 
Posted by Heck Tore® on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:10 AM
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Don

 
damn straight
 
Posted by Don on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:16 AM
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Steph[anie]

 
YOU ARE THE SHIT!
 
Posted by Steph[anie] on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:10 AM
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Skot
Scott McKinsey

 
yes
 
Posted by Skot on Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 10:33 PM
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LUCKEYSTAR*333

 
YOU HAVE 139 Followers ON TWITTER & YOU POSTED AT 1:39 AM...GOOD SIGN= ) LOOK FORWARD TO ALL YOU SHARE!!!
 
Posted by LUCKEYSTAR*333 on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:10 AM
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Dylan

 
uh oh
 
Posted by Dylan on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:10 AM
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Mando

 
Oh Snap!
 
Posted by Mando on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:10 AM
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Dawnℓy

 
twitter me dane ;]
 
Posted by Dawnℓy on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:10 AM
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LJ
James Fraser-Smith

 
ah twitter, ....the new tech toy of the millennia
 
Posted by LJ on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:11 AM
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Katie

 
except it's not a new millenia! :)
 
Posted by Katie on Friday, March 20, 2009 - 6:33 AM
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Kasey
Kasey Miller

 
I love you
 
Posted by Kasey on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:11 AM
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ϟнєяiiƪƔnɳ
Sherilynn Troughton

 
you are my favorite =) .. ..SUFI!<3
 
Posted by ϟнєяiiƪƔnɳ on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:11 AM
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peaches magee

 
Just joined myself... I'll follow your twittering ass over there then, sir.
:D
 
Posted by peaches magee on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:11 AM
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*~*HOLLI*~*

 
Can't wait!!!
 
Posted by *~*HOLLI*~* on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:16 AM
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captain sensible

 
twitter is the equivalent of jumping the shark. people need to get a life.....
 
Posted by captain sensible on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 10:16 AM
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Zck
Zack Pyle

 
wow.....how do you not know what twitter is?? haha.
its a mini blogging site that is limited to 140 per "blog" or "status" and you can update via the internet, cellphone, or application
 
Posted by Zck on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:21 AM
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Chrissy [I <3 (._.)]
Christina R.I.p.martin

 
ITS AN ADDITING DEVICE IS WHAT IT IS!! HAHAHA
 
Posted by Chrissy [I <3 (._.)] on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:11 AM
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lori/hkypunk

 
mmm...dane cook, a new toy, and secrets, too?! it's really too much to take in all at once. (PS=that's what she said.
)
 
Posted by lori/hkypunk on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:14 AM
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Joy~ aka~ madly59

 
I love twitter.
It its the shit! wait , no your the shit! One of you is the shit! =)
 
Posted by Joy~ aka~ madly59 on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:16 AM
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Angie

 
Oh I loved the 25 second video and I was expecting someone to just in the door way as I watched.. but it was lovely just watching you.. haha..LMAO
 
Posted by Angie on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:16 AM
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Jen

 
it's like our little secret that everyone knows! LOL!
 
Posted by Jen on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:16 AM
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SuFi Tracy

 
Been Twittering you for the longest, you need to follow me too. :) Can't wait till May.

 
Posted by SuFi Tracy on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:27 AM
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SU-FI IS-IN adrenalineKid Sarah

 
how come the pic date on twitter says 2-20 already.. are we time traveling these days now!?.
lol :p
 
Posted by SU-FI IS-IN adrenalineKid Sarah on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 6:27 AM
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k a t i e

 
nice.

 
Posted by k a t i e on Saturday, February 21, 2009 - 10:52 PM
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xo Sαndy, one crαzy bαmf ♥

 
WOO HOO! I just made one ♥
 
Posted by xo Sαndy, one crαzy bαmf ♥ on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 1:50 AM
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Ko-lourful

 
Stoked to see your next piece, keep on chuggin' ox
 
Posted by Ko-lourful on Monday, February 23, 2009 - 10:03 AM
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Joellyn
Joellyn Maurer

 
OMG loved My Bestfriends Girlfriend! When is your next movie due out?? I think it would be hilarious if you and Lisa Lampanelli did a show together !!!
 
Posted by Joellyn on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 10:35 AM
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Midnight Mama
Donna Messina

 
I am following already Dane - hope you make it to my area in your travels! NY metropolitan area.
I would love to catch your act! Midnight Donna
 
Posted by Midnight Mama on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 - 6:28 PM
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Sundaygirl

 
Color me Twitter
 
Posted by Sundaygirl on Wednesday, February 25, 2009 - 9:49 AM
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sammi*piaz*
sammi lingle

 
twitter is freeking awsome ty so much for putting it up here lol ..i go there all the time ^_^ ..you rock
 
Posted by sammi*piaz* on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:03 AM
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Crystal Lyn
Crystal Lyn

 
How the hell do you have time for all of this stuff you do!?! HAHA Sorry I'm just amazed!
 
Posted by Crystal Lyn on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:10 AM
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Chrissy [I <3 (._.)]
Christina R.I.p.martin

 
And right when I was starting to think where all the cool people were on TWITTER! YOU ARE THE ANSWER MY MANN!! HAHA YES. *Follow*....PS: Don't forget to look behind you once in a while with all those thousands of crazy people "following" you! Just a little heads up is all.

 
Posted by Chrissy [I <3 (._.)] on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:11 AM
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Auntie Kook
Kerry McShane

 
ok joined twitter just to follow you.....so you are my only friend on it.....lol....now I have a request...new pics of you!! watched the 25 sec video....DAMN nice arms..you've been working out....but I think we need to see more then just the top part of your body....lol...show that shit off hotstuff....lol...your the best can't wait for the new material in may....and don't forget us canadians on your next tour...we love ya here! xox
 
Posted by Auntie Kook on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:17 AM
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The Official Naked Nurse
N N

 
Yeah!!! Twitter! I've been looking for an excuse to become twitter-dicted!!....Look for you there...
 
Posted by The Official Naked Nurse on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:35 AM
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Smile :)™

 
I love New Toys!!!!!!
 
Posted by Smile :)™ on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:36 AM
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Ooh La~La

 
Fuck. Finally!! Someone funny in the Twitterverse. Bout.Damn.Time.
@ooh_lala
 
Posted by Ooh La~La on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:36 AM
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Kimmay!
Kimmy Szeto

 
no! bad twitter...bad!
 
Posted by Kimmay! on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:36 AM
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Denise

 
you could just have a blog that says FUCK.. and everyone will love it!
 
Posted by Denise on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:41 AM
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Midnight Mama
Donna Messina

 
Will do funny man!! Midnight Donna
 
Posted by Midnight Mama on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:41 AM
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nakeycleavage™
Nicole Cleveland

 
Make sure to stop by Tacoma, WA!! :)
 
Posted by nakeycleavage™ on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:43 AM
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Becky Bailey Sauer

 
Cant wait!
 
Posted by Becky Bailey Sauer on Thursday, February 26, 2009 - 8:44 AM
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Bring it on DOWN to LµÑã~VillΣ

 
Hell2thaYeah Twat~twitter. .. ..I can't seem to find the time to tweak my twitter the way you do, .. .. ..Dane ~ Ooooooo. .. .. ..I'm enthused to read that you still have time to Yank your Cranker though!! .. ..Peas & Farm OUt!
 
Posted by Bring it on DOWN to LµÑã~VillΣ on Saturday, February 28, 2009 - 9:50 AM
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Nikki Nervosa ™ [LXS.4717]
Holyy Shitt

 
Twitter crashes mah computer sunnn (sun for sunshine), post more stuff on myspace sunnnnn.

 
Posted by Nikki Nervosa ™ [LXS.4717] on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 9:54 AM
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PORVIDA BABY
MIchelle Soto

 
i just watch you on waiting and that movie was great and you are great in it. keep it up never stop making people laugh.

 
Posted by PORVIDA BABY on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 9:57 AM
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Sara
Sara Stricherz

 
I think it's cool you're on Twitter. I'm not a "fan" of anybody, but I'll check up on ya every once in a while... so far they're very interesting. The gym (the love, the hate)-- how true.

 
Posted by Sara on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 9:58 AM
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{:HAPPILYW3IRD:}
Markeisa MOsley

 
dane vicious circle is LITERALLY THE FUNNIST THING I HAVE EVER SAW IN 17 YRS OF LIVING U R FUCKIN AWSOME. WHEN I GROW UP AND GET MARRIED I HOPE TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO IS AS BIG A DANE COOK FAN AS ME IF HE AINT I WONT MARRY HIM THANX - MARKEISA MOSLEY
 
Posted by {:HAPPILYW3IRD:} on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:02 AM
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Ms. Brizown
Kasey Brown

 
I have no idea what the fuck to do on twitter...BUT...I HAVE ONE!!!
 
Posted by Ms. Brizown on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 4:16 AM
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Just Janee

 
Hey! When are you going to be in St. Louis?......That is, if you have not been here already. I......may have missed you. Damnit all to hell if I......did.............Anywho, whenever you're in town, here in......Satan's other asshole, please make a Bulletin of it!......I wanna see you perform in person.............J
 
Posted by Just Janee on Saturday, March 07, 2009 - 9:55 AM
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