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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 41
Sign: Capricorn

City: SANTA MONICA
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/4/2006

Who Gives Kudos:

Auntie Om (2)
BRONWEN. pr.. (2)
Sunday, October 07, 2007 

Current mood:  angry
Category: Sports
Don't the people of Chicago, after 99 years(and counting), need a Cubs World Series win more than the people of Arizona do?

Didn't New York need a World Series win badly in 2001 after the horror of 9/11?

The answer to both, of course, is yes but do the soulless, ruthless Terminators of baseball the Diamondbacks care? No.

It seems that no matter how deeply the morale of the opposing city needs lifting, the Diamondbacks, a biosphere of a team for a region whose citizens are too busy entering Vortexes, dying of heatstroke and pulling Sagouro needles out of each other's butts to worry about baseball, play as relentlessly as possible. They don't just win at these tender times, they slaughter gleefully and mercilessly.

In light of all of this, I propose they change the team name to the Arizona Assholes. It's more descriptive, as well as alliterative.
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Auntie Om

 
Oh, poor Billy-boy! Auntie is so sorry.
Really, though, you should have seen it coming. Diamondbacks are very venomous and no amount of bear-fur is going to protect a mere cub from a lethal injection. Maybe the Cubs should change their name to 'Clubs.' Rattlesnakes are often thwarted by such devices.
 
Posted by Auntie Om on Monday, October 08, 2007 - 4:48 AM
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BRONWEN. pronunciation key: {bra^N-when??}*

 
But Funty, You never even specified if you DO hate the Nazi party. After all you usually LOVE parties! (who doesn't!? *birthday-horn honnnnnk*) Therefore all we can do here is assume that you are completely enarmored (w/all your heart) with the Arizona Diamondbacks?! Aww. That is so CUTE, Ya big lug of a desert FLOWER, you.

You never even specified if you hate Assholes, so 'Arizona Assholes' is probably a term of endearment too! Super clever! This is all too, too cute.
 
Posted by BRONWEN. pronunciation key: {bra^N-when??}* on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 - 6:13 AM
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BillFunt

 
It's okay now, the Diamondbacks have been eliminated. Go about your business.
 
Posted by BillFunt on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 - 8:23 AM
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