6 people that TheBitterBlog wants to kick in the head.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

6 people that TheBitterBlog wants to kick in the head.
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I have wanted to kick many people in the head, but unfortunately have only kicked a few. My first kick to the head, was dealt to a homeless dude who reached for my private zone, I taught that stupid homeless dude to never reach for a private zone that is not his own by giving him a butterfly kick to the head.
I have yet to experience anything as satisfying as giving someone that you hate a kick to the head. That is why I would trade any toe, for the opportunity to kick one of the following people in the head.

Kirsten Dunst. I would love to kick Kirsten Dunst in the head. After sitting through both Spiderman I & II, I have developed a deep hatred for this nasty chick. Her voice, her body and her teeth, all scream for a kick to the face. Maybe if I kicked her hard enough with my axekick, we would all be saved from seeing her act in Spiderman III, but only if we could be so lucky.
Will Smith. Now I liked Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, was a big fan, but I think Will Smith has taken a huge nose dive after that. Starring in Men in Black, having big ears and making rap music without any swearing or booty shaking strippers has earned him, in my opinion, a kick to the head.
Ashton Kutcher. Out of all the reasons to hate Ashton Kutcher, I only hate him for one, I hate him for starting the trucker hat revolution. I cant stand trucker hats but thanks to Ashton, there are still numb nuts out there that think it is cool and continue to sport their John Deere vintage hat. Ashton Kutcher, I would love the chance to knock your stupid Von Dutch trucker hat off of your stupid rectangle head with a swift back kick to the head.
Cuba Gooding Junior. Cuba you are not a gangster and should not attempt to play one in a movie. I actually forgot that you existed until I rented Dirty last weekend. After the first 10min you quickly made it onto my I want to kick you in the head list. I am going to kick you back into non-gangster acting, like Jerry Macguire, with a tornado kick to the back of the head.
My Girlfriend JenJen. You stupid girl, how could you have gotten pregnant? I am praying that my roundhouse kick to the head will be enough to send you through time so that this can all be avoided. Picture Unavailable
Paris Hilton. I would trade all the opportunities, of kicking all in the list above, for the single opportunity to kick Paris. If Paris is not having sex with a European Shipping Heir or talking about her stupid dog or making homevideos or talking about her stupid self, then she is most likely working on her new album, wait a minute, did I say new album? Yes, that is correct she has a new album coming out, not a porn album, not an album for retarded people but a music album for white people. I would love it if Paris would behave like her herpes and only present herself every 6-8 months, then disappearing again 1-week later. But no, Paris you have to be more like Hep-C, slowly eating away at our livers until one day we are all dead. Paris, I would take great pleasure in saving the world by serving you my reverse roundhouse kick to the head, as depicted below.