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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Cancer

Country: US
Signup Date: 1/5/2006

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 

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  1. Look for a girl with skinny arms; if you find a girl that has a skinny body but her arms are a little thick, you can be certain that her body will catch up with her arms.  In fact, this rule can be applied to every body part including legs, fingers and neck.  The only body parts that take exception to this rule, are the ass and breasts, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a skinny girl having a fat ass or fat breasts, I repeat, there is nothing wrong with a skinny girl having a fat ass or fat breasts.

  2. This ones obvious but needs to be stated, check out the dimensions of the girls mother; if the mom was skinny 20 years ago and fat now, then you got yourself a skinny girl that is going to end up fat, it is in her genes there is nothing you can do about it but walk away.

  3. Find a girlfriend that is a heroin addict; heroin addicts have no problem staying skinny just ask Boy George.  Below are two pictures of George: one taken during his peak in heroin usage and the other taken some years later. 

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    From the pictures, it is easy to see the benefits of heroin, not only is Boy George far more attractive and skinny during his peak in heroin usage but heroin appears to have also given his lips a deep, luscious red tone which will be a plus for your skinny girl.

  4. Talk to your skinny girl about the Kirsty Alley situation; if the girl sides with Kirsty and thinks it is ok for a women to put on some weight after giving birth, then your skinny girl does not have the mindset needed to stay skinny, and whatever mission you are on should be aborted as soon as possible before you get in too deep.

If Mr. Alley used the tips above on Kirsty he could of determined that Kirsty was not going to stay skinny, notice her slightly thicker arms than the rest of her body in the skinny Alley and how quickly her body caught up in the fatter Alley.

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REVOLUTION GRRL FOX

 

Wow. There really are guys out there THIS shallow.

Ladies, this is the kind of boy you DON"T want. He will always judge you by your body, and he has some kind of sick subconcious link between your state of thin, and his ego. Somehow, you gaining weight would degrade his standing in life in some sort of serious way. I wonder, WHO's the one that's more insecure here, the woman constantly on a diet to please him, or is it him, for constantly making sure she's on a diet?

I hope your fear of fat becomes you, and that women judge YOU by it.  What the hell is wrong with you????

Don't you know that women are BORN with 20% more fat then men? Don't you know it's NATURAL to gain 20-40 lbs during pregnancy, and it's NATURAL to retain some of that weight for a while, especially if breastfeeding?

You are the perfect product of the media. The media sells the super thin, because it is UNATTAINABLE for long periods of time. If the image pushed constantly (and it IS) you have insecure women, thinking they are fat (who isn't next to the models?) and therefore, will ALWAYS buy into the diets, pills, mags, ect. That is, if you're a dumbass. And luckily for the media, most Americans are! Newflash. And to put even MORE pressure on modern women, there are men now that believe that being thin is the only way to be beautiful! In fact, most models are at LEAST 30 lbs underweight. Many go through surgeries to remove ribs and put in bags of silicone, to replace the breast lose because there is NO Fat.

By the way, my chauvinistic PIG friend, did you know that skinny women are known to be BITCHES? If a woman is not more than 23% fat- (the lowest percentile to be in the normal range) she dosen't MENSTRATE. If a woman dosen't menstrate, her hormones will be off the chart. In other words, she'll treat you like shit, and will be impossible to deal with. What you hear about models being mean is true. You would be too if you didn't eat, and you had all that pressure on you, and your hormones were everywhere, and not to mention... what those laxitives do to you.

Open your mind. Don't be a shallow thoughtless media impaired dumbass. I'm not saying go out and get a 300 lb girlfriend. What I'm saying is, thin is not the ideal for real, it's the media's way of making women feel insecure so they will buy their PRODUCTS. It seems to have worked on you, as well.

Don't believe me? check it out for yourself.

Some of the most beautiful women I know are average weight. some, are even (ohmigod, gasp!) 10/15 lbs OVERweight. It's SELFCONFIDENCE that shines through that is really beautiful.

And by the way, did you ever stop to think, that women are MORE than there weight status, or even their beauty? That's right! We are HUMAN.


 
Posted by REVOLUTION GRRL FOX on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 6:38 PM
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