I am playing a show tomorrow night at De Heeren Van Aemstel just off Rembrandtplein. This is good, and you should all come along.

However, Easyjet has murdered my banjo. It is dead. It is in several distinct pieces. I want to cry. No-one can fix it until Wednesday, and the one guy who could rent me a banjo has a note on his door saying that he's away until Tuesday.

So...

If you or anyone you know has access to a banjo, could I borrow it for the night? I can pay in CDs and drinks and possible snacks back at my brother's place afterwards. This is an emergency, and my gratitude if you can help me out will be eternal and immeasurable. Otherwise I'm going to have to butcher my own banjo songs trying to play them on a guitar.

Thanking you in advance,

Dana.