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Borat Sagdiyev


Last Updated: 11/23/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 36
Sign: Capricorn

City: Kuzcek
State: Kuzcek, 3 mile north of fence to Jewtown.
Country: KZ
Signup Date: 5/14/2009
May 16, 2009 - Saturday 


Jagshemash!

It is with no pleasuring of myself that I announce have lost all moneys make from great success of my moviefilm - mostly bet away in cock fightings...

Although am still sure I could have won last competings against naked Uzbeki man if my khram had remained turgid.

Borat also blame misfortune on being fired from "Ali G Show" by producer - that dirty Sanchez Baron Cohen.  Now he only concentrate on make promotings of moviefilm that star my former coworker Bruno * (who should be force to wear blue hat).

So now I have move out of new house in Kuzcek and back into OLD house that is closer to garbages dump.  It is real fixing-upper, yas?

Have just buy a new door for this house (it have white paints on it!) and also enjoy second level where I can make hand relief without being watch by cow or horse.

I will writes more after unpack my typingwriter.

Chenquieh.
5:51 AM
 
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Cozza
Corey Mctackett

 
Oh no! Will you be able to make sexytime now?
 
Posted by Cozza on May 16, 2009 - Saturday - 10:28 AM
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Borat
Borat Sagdiyev

 
Yas, Cozzas. Borat can still make the sexytimes. But can only afford prostitute with teeths made of wood or one who have legs like a chicken...

Government scientists cannot explain this womans births defect, or any other ones that have occur in her village locate next to the Aktau Nuclear Power Plant. It is mystery!

 
Posted by Borat on May 18, 2009 - Monday - 10:49 PM
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VГДD

 
How are you able to go to toilet now? It is next to that a tree? What happen to your a VCR?

 
Posted by VГДD on June 5, 2009 - Friday - 6:42 PM
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Wes Shepherd, Freelance Photographer
Wes Shepherd

 
I wish I had a door with white paint--you are priveleged.
 
Posted by Wes Shepherd, Freelance Photographer on June 18, 2009 - Thursday - 2:33 PM
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