As you probably know, the Simpsons has a tradition of using Halloween names in the credits of its Treehouse of Horror episode. And I bet you've seen them and thought, "I could come up with a much better one -- particularly for Daniel Chun." Well now's your chance! This year, because I thought it would be fun/less work, I am inviting your suggestions for my Halloween name, which will be broadcast nationwide on the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVIII on either October 28 or November 4, and then rerun every Halloween forever. If you come up with the name, I will send you a script of the episode with the entire cast/writing staff's autographs, plus some Simpsons goodies, AND if you live in LA I'll bring you as a guest to a table read. PLUS, if you're some sort of weirdo, I will send you an eyelash taped to a photo of myself from first grade, you sick pervert.
Contest ends October 5! Message or comment your suggestion!
Guidelines:
1. The name should be funny (Splat Groening) or scary (Bat Groening). For reference, here's a list of some names from the past.
The list2. Previous names I've used:
Daniel C.H.U.D.
The Less-Scary American Remake of Daniel Chun
Daniel Pun
3. Entrants may not be affiliated with The Simpsons or Fox. Or they may. But they MUST be one of the two, either affiliated or not affiliated. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
4. Absolutely NO suggestions that are so scary they cause the reader to instantly drop dead. I can not be more serious about this one!
5. Have fun!