Hey Internet,
A few co-workers and I wrote something for the poor man's internet, a magazine. It's about The Office, a tv show about an crazy office where things happen weekly. Fortunately for people unfamiliar with "magazines" they also have a website. The piece is here:
nymag.com/news/features/43592/They cut the original for length, so if I get around to it I'll post the full-length, slightly funnier version up here. And you will kudo the shit out of it.