For the past few weeks I have been dealing with some people who are quickly earning their own chapter in the book of stupid fucking morons (due in stores Christmas 2010) - the morons in question? People that work in doctor's offices. Holy fucking incompetent dumbshits Batman! Let's make a list of some of the annoying, stupid, ingnorant, dumbfuck things these people have done lately:


1-People (usually women) who work for doctors have trouble reading ten digit number sequences. Why did I bother to list my contact phone numbers when filling out the numerous stupid fucking forms at every single fucking turn? I have no idea because the stupid motherfuckers in doctor's offices call my cell phone number every fucking time. That's not the contact number I listed, dumbshit. That was listed as a secondary number that some fuckstick idiot insisted was necessary. Why? Anyone calling from a doctor's office will be calling during the day, right? Those dipshits don't ever call patients on the weekends or any other time that most people wouldn't be working so a daytime contact is all that should be needed anyway. I have a job jackass, that's why I listed my fucking work number as the best number to reach me.


2-After approaching the little window at the doctor's office the following exchange took place with the brain-dead office worker bitch:

Me: Hello, I'm here for a 3:30 physical therapy appointment.
BDOWB: What's your last name?
Me:AlmightyDamn.
BDOWB:(searching through numerous files beside and behind her) I don't see your appointment.
Me: Well, someone here called my wrong contact number and left a reminder message yesterday.
BDOWB: What?
Me: Nevermind.
BDOWB:(stupidly excited) OH! Here it is! (Right fucking in front of her). Oh, you're here for physical therapy!
Me:(turn to look behind myself) (no one is there) Yes. Yes I am. (shit eating grin and look of amazement on my face).
BDOWB: Sign in here (gives me the official clipboard with official typed sign in sheet)
Me:(Sign and hand back) Here you go. Oh, and "physical" is spelled wrong.
BDOWB: What?
Me:Nevermind.(counting to ten) It's not worth it.

More later. "Eat it whores"