im really bored as hell

just lookin on myspace

seen this gurl name kristen

had tha most beautiful face

she sent me a message

and it was her number

and said call sometime

i told kris10 i loved her

she said she loved me back

and said it all tha time

then we got together

i knew she would b mine

then there was this gurl

and her name was Megan

now im not dead but

i kno when i c heaven

she wasnt up in ardmore

so i went to town

i saw her at tha movies

now its goin down

we went to tha mall

and had a good ass time

she looked at me and said

would u b mine

i said yea hellz yea

i couldnt resist

if kristen find out

she gon b pissed

i seen this gurl name kaley

her last name is somethin

i wished it was Coffey

her body was bumpin

shes a freak in tha bed

and it caught my eye

i went to meet her

and i aint gon lie

i read her profile

she said she was geeky

but when she talk on tha fone

she sounded real freaky

i left to her house

a few times not once

i stayed so long

i woke up for lunch

then we was at tha gas station

on my way home

all of a sudden ring

kaley anwsered my fone

i said uh oh

thats probably my baby

she looked at me

like i was krazy

i said whats wrong

she said u kno

i cant believe u

u just a sneaky hoe

i said u tha slut

and u gotta boyfriend

she said i kno but u

got 3 gurlfriends

i said look im sorry

as soon as i said that

here comes kristen

pullen around back

she got out

and said whats goin on

if im not mistaken

a gurl anwsered your fone

i said hold on ladies

i love yall babies

now i kno what ya thinkin

it all seems krazy

Megan walked out

of tha gas station

and said to me is there

something u forgot to mention

all 3 looked at me

and said why dont u pick one

i said all 3

cause uno is no fun

they all said well ok

i guess we could share

i got all 3 at home

rubbin threw my hair

now u kno its not all tru

as u can tell at tha begining

i got off of myspace

cuz i was daydreaming