In my time in Miami I've been very fortunate not to encounter much "white trash". I didn't know there were any here until I spotted 4 dudes drinking beer out of a pick up truck bed while I was accompinied by a Miami Herald Report. Of course they were of the absolute stereotypical version, and I've sense come to learn that there is white trash everywhere, sometimes it's just more subtle.

Take the couple who is sitting 10 feet from me as I write this. They're like white trash filtered through Marshall's discounted Ralph Lauren. ok but w/e

the main point is that


THEY WERE MAKING OUT IN A LIBRARY IN THE WORSE MAKE OUT SESSION I HAVE EVER SEEN

NO HANDS

NO TOUCH

NOT EVEN CLOSE TO EACHOTHER

JUSt LIkE LIPPS SUCTIONED TO EACHOTHER AS THEY'RE HEADS MOVED SIDE TO SIDE RHYTMICALLY TOGETHER

OMG WAIT

OMG

THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN

SHE'S ON HIS LAP THIS TIME

BUT GOD IT IS SO GROSS


THEY'RE LIKE BENDING OVER

I AM TRYING NOT TO LOOK


WHO MAKES OUT IN A LIBRARY?

THEY'RE LIKE BENT OVER WEIRD ALL OVER TWO CHAIRS

AND GOD

THE RHYTM
IS SO GROSS


WHERE IS THE LIP BITING?

HOW ARE THEY BREATING?



OMG HE IS ON HER LAP

WHAT THE FUCK

ITS A LIBRARY


god whatever to review

1. they have the worse make out technique ever
2. they're in a library



If you would like to know what I feel a proper make out session should be like please contact me.