This is not a bitch fest about Mike. This really (mostly) isn't even about him. This is about men. I will never understand men.

Men will always think women are stupid and worthless, yet will always expect them to hold down a job to make their half of the bills, AND clean, cook, wait home for their significant other to decide they want their attention, so on and so forth. Be domestic but don't be a burden on their wallets, or their free time. Men will always expect women to bow to their whim, do what THEY want to do when THEY want to do it. And god help the woman if she asks of the man. It's just too hard. Whatever it is you're asking, it's too hard. You could be asked to get massaged by eighteen naked women while eating ice cream, and that's just too much work.

Speaking of naked women. Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID. Movie. Worthless. Absolutely not worth even the dollar we spent to rent it. Now two dollars cause it hasn't been returned yet. Just an excuse to see pussy, tits, and ass. No plot, no humor. Just naked women.
Again, created by men.
Or lesbians?
I don't understand them either.

Let's keep every single attractive female around that we can. That way we can stare at their cleavage on myspace when they're not looking. LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW. And because of these women, who's boobs are plastered all over the interwebz, women are classified as being attention whores. We are grouped in the same category as the sluts with the tits and asses hanging out every which direction. Oh yeah? I'll bet I can look hot too if I spend FOUR HOURS in front of the fucking bathroom mirror trying to get just the right shot. Seriously girls, get a fucking life. Myspace is not the world. And your fucking cleavage will get you nothing but disrespect. LEARN THIS.

And men. Really? REALLY? Do you think that girl plastering her boobs all over the interwebz and everything else, do you really think she's someone you want to be with? Yeah, you and the rest of the world. Oh wait THE REST OF THE WORLD'S ALREADY BEEN THERE.

FFS. I'm so fucking jaded by American society anymore. I hate women. I hate men. I hate the marketing department of any product. I hate men for stereotyping us all as whores, and I hate women for making them do so.

Fuck. And please all you guys with the horde of gorgeous female friends: stop pretending you care about their personality. We all know they're going "blah blah blah" in your head and you're trying to figure out the quickest way to titty fuck the bitch.

To all the gorgeous female friends:
PUT ON SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES.

Thank you.

And to the ugly bitches who try to rule men:
get over yourself.
ps your gums are huge and I think a truck ran into your face. Several times. And then left a load of manure where your personality used to be.

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Really I'm not this angry all the time it's just a rant. That's what blogs are for, right?

I'm gonna go be happy now.