Ballistic Edna's gig at Kate The Great's provoked awards for the following:
Jack Edna- For gutting it out on -1.5 hours shuteye and a keg of bean water.
Robin Edna- For the babysitterless slog from where the buses don't run , and six string alchemy.
Marcella Edna- For the any time, any place, soaring soliloquys and good will toward men.
Lars- For the obtuse, coming-at-you-sideways chit chat and squad car siren imitation.
j9- For the wine, cookies, and slaphappy backslapping.
The Audience- If you hadn't snorted the Boone's Farm I talked you into you'd have frozen to death on the way home. See?!