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Robbie Q. Telfer


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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 29
Sign: Virgo

City: Chicago
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/9/2006
Monday, August 11, 2008 

this is not meant to be a comprehensive update on the national poetry slam but here are some highlights:

- a shitload of new poets, an equal shitload of absent old poets.  this both bodes well for the future of the movement and establishes further nps as another step into the life of a performance artist.  it's like school after college and i think that's wonderful.

-poets really growing and coming into their own - jeanann verlee and brian ellis come to mind immediately.  it's so wonderful seeing people figure out better why they were always so dope in the first place.  sierra from st. paul sounds like herself now.  the future is now!

-me calling marc after team finals and him laughing and laughing about the organizational problems.

-whoever produced three brilliant issues of the satirical gossip rag the Tattler did an excellent job. 

-danny strack having a very long conversation with my cousin, lyz, and then apologizing a lot because he has a girlfriend.

-nerd slam press!  they got some of the facts wrong (escalade?  wha?), but otherwise it's a great article.  it's been great being a part of the nerd slam for six nationals now, and it has definitely evolved into one of the highlights of my year.  it's just so much fun.  oh, and shannon performed amazingly, which confirmed my belief that she's going to be one of the best performance artists in chicago.  soon, my pretties, soon.

-chicago in general.  after the exodus that decimated our spoken word scene in '03, this is the first year i think we can say we've recovered.  kay krown and tristan silverman are a big part of that.

-story.  instead of individual finals, this year they had group piece finals for the top 12 scoring group pieces from teams not in semis.  i like that more teams get to compete in higher levels though there were some belly-achers that said it means there isn't as good a show.  whatever!

green mill was in said group piece final and considering we had only two practices before nationals (which were both 2 hours long), the only slammy group piece we had was an indy poem of iggy's about being a determined sperm. it became a group piece because marc, amy, and i had the idea to run around the audience frantically waving our arms behind us like we were iggy's spermy competition.  with two people as sperm, it looked funny enough to get it into group finals.

so we're in this big show with multiple rounds and the group piece that got us there is really just a glorified indy poem.  instead of feeling a little like charlatans since there were non-glorified indies who didn't make the final, we decided to give a green mill-style gift to the community.  when the team found out we were in the final, tim says "you guys should get 30 people to run around the audience with you as sperm."  though he was joking, he was also totally right.

so in this large theatre we strategically planted about 20 of our friends to get up on the cue line and run around like sperm in the aisles with us.  in the balcony were a shitload of YCA kids also with the sperm instructions (i'm such a great influence on young minds - use a condom kids!).  green mill was slated to perform in the second to last slot in the final, which was perfect since we were able to find out which of the teams backstage had already been eliminated from competition and could join us as well.

i was really nervous about it.  i wanted everyone to like it as a big celebration of silliness, not something to disrespect the competition (though i wish slam were more expertly, positively disrespected just a little more sometimes).  i also didn't want people in the audience to think there was a fire and that we were running around flailing in fear (like they do in Chicken Run, for instance).

iggy wins trooper of the year for letting us do this to his poem.  when we get to the cue, amy, molly, and i burst out from iggy, all the plants on the main floor and the balcony shoot up, and about 10 more poets ejaculate from backstage.  we're all running around, people are really laughing hard, tension-releasing scream-laughter.  i bang my head into the sign language interpreter's body (whose sign for what was happening was to just laugh and gesture to me as i'm butting into his belly).  dain down from jersey was carrying a whiskey bottle as a sperm.  kelsey miller ate shit and cut up her knee as a sperm (though she laughed the whole time).  amy's boobs were out of control (as a sperm).  molly and iggy and the organizers and everyone had so much fun. 

when it was done, people were chanting "12! 12! 12!" and when mike henry announced our disqualification to cheers, i came out and gave him the ABQ arm-cross.  it took a while to calm everyone down. 

if my function in this community is to make sure people keep their perspective on why we're together (through satire and sperm-silliness) i'm pretty okay with that.  i definitely come to nationals to experience great performance poetry, but without the great people you get to know, the whole experience is pointless (so to speak).  community trumps competition.  always always always.

if this wasn't so long already, i'd namedrop all the people i love and why.  i hope those people know why. 

stay pretty, pretties.  forget the ugly, pretties, your pretty is prettier. 

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Dain Michael Down

 
what a great fucking time, as newbie, i was thrilled
 
Posted by Dain Michael Down on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 3:40 PM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
newbie but goodie. way to go, teddy wedger.
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 3:51 PM
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Gregory Pickett

 
LOL I remember when Iggy first finished that piece "Relay for Life". It's awesome to see it now has a place in National Poetry Slam history!
 
Posted by Gregory Pickett on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 3:40 PM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
you'd a been so proud of ignatias. it was amazing.
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 3:50 PM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
i deserve that. i would like to officially enter "you ARE great" into our lexicon as a friendly way to tell someone they could be a little more humble.

we'll see how THAT goes, elora dannon.
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 6:25 PM
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Omid Nowrouzi

 
cheers for satire! and cheers for sperm!!! that is definitely a way to climax a kid's first visit to Nat's... I thank you, sir.
 
Posted by Omid Nowrouzi on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 6:20 PM
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.sassy.fras.

 
i wanna be a sperm...
 
Posted by .sassy.fras. on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 9:18 PM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
then it is so.
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 3:24 PM
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::*~*bOssiiOne*~*::

 
I thought it was especially funny when butta turned to me and sked me to record the craziness and brillant-ness of it all because he was gonna run too.
 
Posted by ::*~*bOssiiOne*~*:: on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
ha! i didn't ask butta because of his arm brace. what a mensch!

does that mean he has footage of the spectacle? oh boy.
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 3:26 PM
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Liz

 
It was great getting to see you there, Robb! Wish I'd gotten to see more stuff.

For the record, I haven't spelled my name L-Y-Z since high school, and Danny apologized a moderate amount, I'd say, rather than a lot, to his credit.
 
Posted by Liz on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 5:37 AM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
dammit! i was just talking to my other friend lyz too. i guess i should say my ONLY friend lyz.

apologizing any amount is simultaneously sweet and awkward.

it was great seeing you too. i'll be back for a reading at the comm college on the 18th of september. maybe we can catch up better then.

woo!
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 3:23 PM
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Sarah Q. Morgan

 
dear robbie q.

you forgot to mention the poem you read on the first night of bouts which for of me (as a sperm) forced me into the bathroom to cry a little (while peeing a little - not to disrespect though). for me... that poem took the cake for my whole week.

-sarah.
 
Posted by Sarah Q. Morgan on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 4:38 PM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
that's very sweet of you to say, brilliant lady. remember when the cell phone went off and you said "i'm not mad." sweet.

if ever you want to have the text of that poem, lemme know.

see you in the universe!
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 5:06 PM
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karen g

 
Thank you for the community perspective checking---brilliant and fabulous!
One of my favorite memories ever.
 
Posted by karen g on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 2:57 PM
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curtis meyer

 
I just want you to know that I was sitting next to Queen Sheba at the group finals and we BOTH put X's up.

Robbie Q is the truth.

I hope we get to chill again sooner than next year. A Florida tour perhaps? Just sayin.'

Black nerds unite!!!! Ja Ja Ja JA!!!!!

-C
 
Posted by © v R + ! $ on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 4:23 PM
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Robbie Q
Robbie Q. Telfer

 
that's awesome, i have a lot of new respect for her and much less for you. sorry, i only have so much respect to dish out.

seriously though, that is awesome.

i will come to florida someday. when i can afford such things. and then we will blerd it out.
 
Posted by Robbie Q on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 5:10 PM
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Andi Kauth

 
wow man... i really wish i had been there! just imagining all you guys doing that is making me fall off the bed laughing.

glad you had a great time! :)

hope to see ya soon, mister!
 
Posted by Andi Kauth on Monday, August 18, 2008 - 6:00 PM
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Aaron Johnson

 
I wish I would've learned how to do "the worm" before NPS. It would've been sweet.

Actually, it would have been salty.

For the record, Anis was my favorite sperm that night because he had his hoodie pulled over his head, and he was having so much fun that he had the Michael Jordan-tongue-sticking-out-thing going on.
 
Posted by Aaron Johnson on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 1:27 AM
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Smallville

 
aww... NPS sounds so epic.. Im bummed I wasnt able to make it this year.
(not that I would have traded my BNV experience for anything)

I also love the Tattler.
haha.
 
Posted by Smallville on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 9:53 AM
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Iggy

 
Thanks to all and Robbie...need i say more. that week goes down as one of my greatest weeks of life, whether is was when i was a sperm, a fetus, or Iggy i will never forget the NPS of 2008! JUST KEEP SWIMMING EVERYONE....JUST.....KEEP....SWIMMING.
 
Posted by Iggy on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 5:09 PM
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Mike

 
Robbie,

Part the first, you are phenomenal.

Part the second, Steve and I went running into the hallways, and one of the 80 year old ladies tried to stop me, and in an attempt to dodge her and avoid crushing her body to powder, i completely ate shit in the hallway also. I made the earth tremble and three old ladies pee their pants slightly when they saw my tremendous fall and recovery. It was fabulous. I wonder if, and how, they captured this on video. I am so excited for that memory to be captured and replicated.

Part the third, check your messages soon.

Finally,
I hope all is well.
Have a good one!
 
Posted by Mike on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 6:16 PM
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Ben Butter (a.k.a. Uncle Butta)

 
Yeah,

I have video footage of all 3 times Iggy (and friends) performed that piece at NPS.

-prelims at Brink's
-group piece finals
-Saturday afternoon at the university for the Lyrics on the Lake showcase

I'll have to get those to you
(but I'm heading to bed now)
 
Posted by Ben Butter (a.k.a. Uncle Butta) on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 4:02 AM
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Ben Butter (a.k.a. Uncle Butta)

 
For you:

-Iggy Mwela & Chicago – Green Mill slam team @ Brink’s Lounge (preliminaries) – Madison, WI – Wed., 8/6/2008

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1267796928438898654&hl=en


-Iggy Mwela & Chicago – Green Mill slam team @ Capitol Theatre in Overture Center (group piece finals) – Madison, WI – Fri., 8/8/2008

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3069438892138128212&hl=en


-Iggy Mwela & Chicago – Green Mill slam team @ Lyrics on the Lake Festival at University of Madison (National Poetry Slam 2008) – Madison, WI – Fri., 8/8/2008

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7937306601382973888&hl=en


Reminisce/enjoy.
 
Posted by Ben Butter (a.k.a. Uncle Butta) on Sunday, September 14, 2008 - 8:12 AM
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Ben Butter (a.k.a. Uncle Butta)

 
Ooops.

"-Iggy Mwela & Chicago – Green Mill slam team @ Lyrics on the Lake Festival at University of Madison (National Poetry Slam 2008) – Madison, WI – Fri., 8/8/2008"

That's supposed to be Sat., 8/9/2008.
No one cares about stuff like this but me.
 
Posted by Ben Butter (a.k.a. Uncle Butta) on Sunday, September 14, 2008 - 8:15 AM
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