1; Me: I'm such a bad singer.
Hannah: No you're not, you can stay on tune.
Me: Only 'cause I'm in band.
Hannah: Men can stay on tune?
Me: O_O What?
Hannah: You just said "That's because I'm a man"
Me: NO I'm in BAND!
Hannah: ...
Both: LOL!
2; WOBUFFET.
3; That was a good one!
4; Me: *finds vodka* Oooh...
Hannah: ...
Jamie: OMG DONT DRINK THAT!!!
Me: *drinks* *makes face* EWWW OMG
Them: LOL
Me: *eats jello then drinks* .... *spits all over sink* BLECH
5; Curtis: I'm going to colour lung cancer PINK!
Me: That's blue.
Curtis: ....
6; Austin: *randomly talking about sniff it*
Curtis: Did you just hear Austin?
Me: Something about "sniff it".
Both: ............................LOL!!!
7; Curtis: *throws gluestick at Austin*
Austin: OW! *cries*
8; Me: Lol, this movie's about Mrs. Gorman's family.
9; No ahpahds, o' cell phoooowns.
10; Now, yall gotta be mature when ah talk 'bout paaaaynis and vageeeeynuh.
11; What's this? A sugar daddy... mmm!
HOGIFHGIODB!!!!
12; *whispers* whore.
13; Miracle Marijuana
14; That one kid who slept in Mr. Beck's class.
15; Quick! To the oafmobile!
16; Oafadelic/oafalicious
17; Curtis: I want that kid to crash.
Me: Which one?
Curtis: The one with the football.
Kid: *CRASH*
Us: LOLOLOLMFAOGNJDGHIO!!!!
18; Hannah: *CRASH!*
Me; THE COOKIES!!!
19; His hair looks like a PUSSY!
20; PANIIIINIIIII
21; hwat's your problem, hwitie?
22; I'm not Harry Potter!
23; You mean America Online?
24; Phantom of the Opera.
25; HE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!
26; *poke* I WIN!
27; ABORT THE BABIES!
28; *snort* do you like Anime?
29; Chris: BANDTENHUT!
Band: ONE!
Mrs. Sloan: Don't eat the saltines, they smell funny!
30; NUDGE NUDGE SKEET SKEET.
31; Linnea: Your mom's a face o.o
Colette: OMG THAT MEANS I CAME OUT OF MY FACES VAGINA!
Linnea: o___o
32; HWOA HWOA HWOA.
32; HWOA SFFFHNAP!
33; Ryan: Can I finger you for fifteen bucks a pop?
Me: Aiight.
34; Me: What's a word less mature than testicles but more mature than balls?
Brandi: ...prostate?
Me: That's in your ass, Brandi...
Brandi: ... Oh.
35; Me: YOU. I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR.
LINNEA: I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU. AT THE GAY BAR, GAY NARY.
36; Me: I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
Heather: Shut up.
Me: =(
37; Hwightie: CRUISIN DOWN THE STREET WITH MY 20" RIMS
38; *silence, suddenly something breaks in Mr. Oakes' room*
Curtis and Colette: LOL!!!
39; URANUS *spins in hand*
40; Mr. Conover: And you just slide it in... you gotta get your finger way up in there!
41; *music's quiet. Mr. Conover looks up, music gets a little louder. He starts to come toward us, music gets really intense*
42; Actually, it's pronounced "clari-nayyyy"
43; Curtis: OKAY EVERYONE. TUNING NOTE! *clickclickclickclickclick*
44; Curtis: Branden, will you marry me? *presents with plastic ring*
Branden: Okay! *holds out hand*
Curtis: *drops ring* *SHATTER*
Me: LAWL~
45; And the award for best marching... goes to meeee!
46; Oh, you touch my baritone. Mmm, my euphonium.
47; Looks like you and I are going to have sectionals together today.
48; Hey guys! Let's have sex.....tionals!
49; Here I come, my name is Afroman, I'm a demon on field!
50; Band, 'ten, hut.
Oooooooone.
51; He's looking for his ooooooats.
52; Colby's face while sprinting. 'nuff said.
53; KAREEOKUHHH!
54; It all happened so fast! I tried to catch her, but she was GONE!
55; Curtis: Doesn't Mr. Conover's head look like a good landing pad for a RC helicopter?
56; You're the freakin' instrument fairy! You're all. I'm going to play the bari sax! No, I'm going to play the clarinet!
57; Baritone saxophonists are "bari saxy", alto saxophonists are "altra saxy", but tenor saxophonists are only "tryina be saxy."
58; Jennifer: Guys, I have some important information for you. Always use a raincoat.
Brandi: Why? Is it raining outside?
Me and Jennifer: LOL!!!!
59; Mr. Conover: FUCK SALT.
60; God damnit! I'm so fucking COLD! I just want to punch a baby... and steal it's jacket!
61; When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES WILL COME. TO. YOU!!!!
62; Isn't his shirt kind of tacky?
63; GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO PUT PANTS ON THAT KID!
64; WHAT THE FUCK IS ON HIS NIPPLES?!
65; *rounds corner* TANK!!!!
66; NEVILLE DON'T GO IN THE SNAKE!
67; NEVILLE DON'T EAT THE ALMOND SOUP!
68; *linnea's house is on fire* IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIIIIZE
69; Shit, there's a horde. Okay everyone, in the clo— TAAAAANKKKKK!!!!!!!! *pwned*
70; Bill's here! :D
71; Scott: I have a fwavow! (flavor)
Me: What is it?
Scott: ....cabbage?