Like I said I am also part Swabian, and they must of invented their dialect while drunk on something other than Bavarian beer. Apart from being the birthplace of the modern automobile and having some of the most beautiful architecture after Bavaria. The Swabians also have a dialect that is near impossible to penetrate also known as Alemannisch. They are regarded as industrious and clever without having the eccentricities of wearing leather shorts and worshiping their dead kings. Here is a sample of their dialect from Wikipedia.

Schduagert isch d'Haubdschdadd on mid gnabb 590.774 (Schdand 31. Juli 2005) Aewohnr d'greeschde Schdadd vom Bondesland Bada-Wirdaberg on d'segsdgreeschde Stadt vo dr Bondesrepublig Deidschland. D'Agglomradzjo, also Schtad met em Omland, omfassd ogfähr 2,6 milljona Aewohner.

Em Omland vo dr Schdadt said mr dr Nama môl Schduergerdt, môl Schduagrd[1], de Schduttgarter selbr sage eher Schturgert, on uf Bairisch heerd mr Stuggart. En andre Sproacha wurd dia Schdadt als Stoccarda (Italienisch), Estugarda (Portugiesisch) odr Stutgarto (Esperanto) bezoichnet.

Inhaltsverzeichnis [zueklappe]
1 D Geografie
2 D Bolidig
3 D Kuldur on d Sähnswirdigkaeda
3.1 D Musea
3.2 D Archidegdur
4 D Wirdschafd
5 D Sehn on d Dechder vo dr Schdadd
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[ändere] D Geografie
Schduagert liegd am Näsabach, dr Schdadddoel Bad Cannstatt am Nägger emma hiegliga Gebied. D'hegschde Schdell isch d Berhardshäh in dr Näh von Vaihingä wo durchd Uffschüddung von Abfäll vom Mache der Audoboh entschdande isch mid 549 Meder iber NN, d'diefschde Schdell isch am Nägger en Mihlhausa mid 207 Meder iber NN.

S Glima isch feichdgmäßigd mid warme Sommer. D'durchschniddliche Lufdtembradur liegd bei 9,4 °C.

D Fleche liegd bei 207,36 Quadradkilomeder.

Part of my background is Bavarian , which is the one part of Germany that takes bizzare to a new level with men going to ornately decorated Catholic churches in their finest leather shorts while reminiscing about a king who made castles. Bavaria is also World renowned for its excellent beer. Here is something about the capital Munich I found on Wikipedia written in the dialect Boarisch:

Minga (Hochdeitsch: München) is d Hauptstådt vo Baian. In da nähern Umgebung (20-30km) von Minga hoasst ma's oft aa oafach d'Stådt' . Im Sidboarischn sogt ma zu Minga aa Minchn/Minichn/Minkn/Minschn. Minga is mid 1,3 Millionen Einwohna de gräßte Ståd vo Baian und noch Berlin und Hamburg de dritt gräßte Ståd vo Deitschland. Da gräßte Båch dea durch Minga laafd is d'Isar.

In da ganzn Wäid bekannt is Minga wega da Wiesn. Aussadem gibt's aa no as Hofbreihaus, de vuin Biergärtn, as Glocknspui am Rathaus am Marienblååz, d' Residenz und as Schloss Nymphenburg. Weider hots in Minga a mehra Museen, wie as Deitsche Museum, oder de oide, de neie und de moderne Pinakothek.

Yes the dialect was invented when they were drunk on that fine beer!!!