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Current mood:  amused Category: Games
1) ALWAYS taunt after you kill your opponent. Even if you are on your last stock with high damage, and this was the first stock you took off of them. Bonus points if you use a taunt like Wolf's "What's the mattah, SCARED?!", Pit's "You're not READY YET!" or Sonic's "You're too slo~ow!"
2) If your opponent *gasp* beats you, inform them that they did not deserve the win, preferrably by using one of the following remarks: "Spammer!" "Camper!" "Well you played gay!" "That was CHEAP!"
3) Laugh like a hyena every time you pull off a move you didn't think you would pull off. Bonus points if you insist on saving the replay afterwards to prove you "pwned".
4) Refuse to use a high-tier character, only for the sake of showing off. Scrub favorites include Yoshi, Link, Sonic, Luigi, and Ike. If you manage to beat one crappy MetaKnight, claim that you "know the matchup" and that "my _____ beats MK/Snake/etc"! If you DO play a high tier character, be sure to duly inform everyone you meet that you wanted to play this character before the game even came out.
5) Insist on playing with the Wiimote and Nunchuk because "you pwn everyone with them".
6) Claim that you are one of the best players in your region because you beat your friends in free-for-alls on Spear Pillar. If anyone asks you to go to a tournament to actually play decent players from your region, john about rides/money/school/etc. Remind your friends about how you beat them, even if it was only once, and shove it in their face every time you need a favor or if your ego simply needs a boost.
7) Play online all the time and use custom taunts to tell your opponent how lame they are.
8) Use one move over and over, all while laughing hysterically. If your opponent *gasp* sees through this and punishes you for it, giggle that they still got hit by it however many times (hey, it's like a Falcon Punch-only match... you're gonna get hit by ONE eventually!)
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