Friends,

This has been a crazy week for All Things Beckerman, so I'll run you through the kickass news:

My Interview with David Duchovny

The star of The X-Files and Californication answered my questions about his life and career, which you can read at the Daily Beast:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-10-15/my-sex-life-on-screen-and-off

My Interview with Kinky Friedman

I also spoke with the Texas gubernatorial candidate, singer and mystery novelist, who promises to end the death penalty (and demand a recount as soon as he is elected):

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-10-15/kinkys-back/

New Beckerman Column: "Kill Fatty: A Modestly Sized Proposal"

This won't make me any friends, but it's probably the most brutal (and therefore awesome) thing I've written in 10 years:

http://www.martybeckerman.com/kill-fatty-modestly-sized-proposal

New Beckerman Column: Atonement for Assholes

This column is about how I feel bad for writing things like the previously mentioned column:

http://www.martybeckerman.com/content/new-column-atonement-assholes

New Video: Marty Reads in NYC 10-15-2009

Last night I performed my essay about Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome at a great reading series, In the Flesh, and you can watch the video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8FEU6dSajs

Facebook Fan Page

Are you on Facebook 25 hours per day like me? Follow my goddamned updates, goddamnit!

http://facebook.com/martybeckermanfans

MB on Twitter

Are you also on Twitter 25 hours per day?

http://twitter.com/martybeckerman

All right, that's it for now -- enjoy the masterpieces!

Always and forever,
Marty