I have 2 insane cats. Crack Whore and Fat Bastard. Actually, he's not fat, his fur is very thick and puffy, and makes him looks fat. When you pet him or when he walks around, you can see that's he big, but not really fat.
He is BIG however. He's almost 20 pounds! He reminds me of a linebacker or a wrestler. He's just a big, muscular cat.
And He does have a sweet tooth.
He and Crack Whore love fruit and would rather have something sweet than chicken or fish or whatever. In fact he's dragged watermelon rinds out of the trash to chew on. Fat Bastard and Crack Whore will actually fight over pieces of honeydew. -- Which can be fun to watch.
Anyhow, I thought I'd seen the degree of his sweet tooth but this past week he really impressed me.
My friend had given me some home-made cookies in a little tin box for Christmas. I had told her how much I had loved them, so when she made more last week, she gave me a bunch in a plastic bag.
When I came downstairs the next day, Fat Bastard had clawed open the bag and eaten big chunks out of a few of them. And probably several ounces of plastic in the process.
The other day, I had decided to indulge my love for jellybeans, since this is the only time of year they are readily available. I had some last night and put them away.
I had some for lunch, but forgot to put them away. Instead, I folded the bag over and left them on the arm of my couch.
Well, Fat Bastard had pushed them off the arm of the couch and flipped open the bag. Apparently he likes the cherry and the green apple the most since they had the most "kills".
He also either didn't care that I was standing over him, or he was too busy to notice. But I just wish I could have taken a picture while his head was fully encased in the bag.
With my luck, he'll puke them all up in about an hour of so.