I am shopping at Lowe's the other day with my girlfriend and picking up my usual spring supplies: grass seed, weed killer, etc.  Well one of the first things I grab is bug perimeter spray and my girlfriend asks, "Why are you buying that?"  To which I reply, "I spray this around the house every year to keep bugs from coming in."  Next I grab some ant traps and my girlfriend says, "You are buying ant traps too?"  To which I reply, "Yes, I put these in and outside the house every year as well."  So she then says...(get ready for it)..."I don't see why you are spending money on all these things when we never get bugs or ants in the house."  DUH!  Maybe the reason we don't get bugs or ants in the house BECAUSE I buy these things every year.

To her credit though, she did realize what she said was dumb immediately after saying it.  Still, I need to make fun of her for it because that's the kind of guy I am.