...that I have to think of six things that are a little quirky about me. You know, one of those horrible things that you're supposed to pass onto other people. I'll humor her...
1) I like to use fake words so often, people think I'm serious: I gotta urinize!
2) I live at home and I like it. I'll be 25 next month.
3) I'm a sports polygamist! Go Bears! Go Bruins! ...I know, it's immoral.
4) I drive a sunflower yellow Volkswagen Beetle...and I'm straight.
5) I think that's it. Wait! I play wicked jazz flute...and I'm straight.
6) I use ellipses way too often.
Even though I'm supposed to pass it on and harass my friend. I don't think I'll do that.