i just seen the new Pillsbury commercial and it really got me thinking. in the commercial people r clicking their heels together and saying those 5 magic words, in hopes that they will return to the warmth and safety of home and away from the economic crisis. y wont this work in real life? y can't we just click our heels together and make everything ok again? i actually tried it. i clicked my heels together and said those magic words, but i'm still stuck here in Illinois and i'm still not happy. it didn't change anything. if only life were more like the movies then i wouldn't be sitting here typing this blog and wondering y i can't go home. if life were more like the movies then we wouldn't have to worry about things like economic crisis' or depression. all we'd have to do is add some upbeat background music, click our heels together, and everything would be ok. but real life isn't like the movies. real life is tough. real life is full of depression and money problems. real life is full of all those horrible things that don't happen in movies (i'm not talking about horror movies. all the bad stuff happens in them!). so fuck u Dorothy! fuck u and ur false advertising ruby red slippers!