When I was in junior high I saw an episode of "Full House" in which Rebecca, Uncle Jesse's boo, had a pimple the day of their wedding. DJ told her to put toothpaste on it and it worked. For some reason this always stuck with me much like many lessons I learned from the show (eating disorders, racism, jealousy, stand-up comedy, and motorcycle safety just to name a few).

Last night before I went to bed I put colgate on a pimple and said in the mirror, "Here's to you Rebecca."

This morning that pimple...totally dried up son!

True story. The only side affect is that I look like this now:


Current Music: "Forever" by Jesse and The Rippers