So as it turns out the most newsworthy act Bush made on his last full day of office was granting clemency to two border agents who shot an unarmed Mexican drug smuggler at the border.

Thanks Mr. President, for making clear your views on racist police brutality, immigrants, and The War On Drugs The War On Reason and Personal Freedom, all in one move.

The fact that it's a move that both democrats and republicans supported, but still happened to touch on all of these issues from a conservative POV, only illustrates how insidiously clever you are at playing the media game to your advantage. Anyone who still thinks you're an idiot has been taken in completely by your guile and duplicity.

Here's to a new president who's not a fascist, deceitful douchebag. Clink, clink.