yes. It's true. Now give me a paternity test too.
Seriously, it's kind of disgusting how all these guys are claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby. Just because you spoke to her once a few years ago doesn't put your sperm in her twat. All these sick wierdos are delusional, they only want the baby so they can get the money the baby has coming to her from Anna Nicole's estate. Duh. And I think the most absurd is ZaZa Gabor's husband claiming to be the father!!! Dear lord...he's either completely out of his mind, or he thinks he can somehow trick DNA and get a piece of Anna's will.
take that, you bastard. You know it's true. Don't deny it.
The poor woman is dead. Her family who never wanted a thing to do with her when she was alive needs to get the fuck out of the situation and let the plans Anna made go as she wanted them to. All these dim-witted fucks need to stop trying to get her money and attention and stop claiming to be the father of a baby they know damn well isn't theirs. And people really just need to leave everyone involved alone. Yes, it's really sad, and that's why you should LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE!! All the media attention is sort of sick. It can only be complicating things.
Which brings me to my next point...leave Britney Spears alone too. The reason behind her shaving her head rocks. And people are actually making me feel sorry for her. DAMN YOU!
anyways...besides that, i would like to adress a few of you:
Lindsay, your party was awsome. But never let me bounce off of a wall with an exercise ball again. I think i cracked my skull. I feel like I got run over by a truck.
And Becky, I really want that family reunion t-shirt. I want to wear it around everywhere. all the time. It's classic.
and on a sad note, today it has been exactly 6 months since Bryan passed away. And I can't stop thinking about how bad that sucks, and how awsome he was, and how much fun I had with him. And our stupid inside "roast beef" joke, and how I can explain it to as many people as possible, and it will never ever EVER be near as funny as it was between him and I. And the last time I saw him. And watching the 40 year old virgin with him. And going to his baseball games. I miss him alot, and it's still really hard to believe he's gone. Today is going to be hard, but I'm going to make him proud and drink my sad away.
I think I've covered everything. Time for tv and a nap.