Hello DWARVES fans, big news, we have a new merch company.  Thea from Suburban Stain is retiring to pursue her dream of becoming Miss Teenage Pacoima.  We thank her for her service, her dedication and those gams, have mercy!

The new outfit is called the Connextion and what they lack in spelling they make up for in good old fashioned merch know how.  They're prepared to please you in every conceivable way.

So come by the store at   www.thedwarves.com

and buy a guy's shirt, a girl's panty, a book or cd or dvd, a poster a belt buckle, anything your litle heart desires we have and only some of it has been in Vadge Moore's trousers for more than five minutes.

Bear with us during the switch, if we fuck up your order or we're late or we send your order to Guam remember, we're still the DWARVES and we're still retarded.

And don't forget THE DWARVES ARE BORN AGAIN cd is due out in 2010 along with a world tour and a recurring role on America's Top Model for the Fresh Prince of Darkness.

And congratulations to HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED for completing his solo record at long last.  Look for it in 2010 on GREEDY, where you always get sound on every disc!

GREEDY