Greetings, Comrade CEO's!  It's a great day here in the United Socialist States of America!

No more free market capitalism!  Drive your company under?  No problem.  Comrade Sam will bail you out, at The Peoples' expense.  After all, the CEO is today's welfare queen.  Instead of driving a Cadillac in the ghetto, you drive a Lexus on Park Avenue.

Do you need to expand your collective farm?  Comrade Sam will use eminent domain to take the proletariate's property, after all, you might create jobs.  That sounds close enough to public use!

And don't worry, our dear comrades at the telecom companies will make sure that the People don't stray from the ideaology of Chairmen Bush and Pelosi.  We may not have the one party system of the good ol' Soviet Union, but the People have bought into our two party system.  They never think to vote for a 3rd party, one that might actually follow that outdated and dangerous Constitution.  They're convinced to vote for the "lesser of two evils."  They'll never figure out that the lesser of two evils is still evil.

Enjoy your Golden Parachute, Comrade!