So if you find yourself with a few minutes to spare (and by few I mean about 10), read my interview on Lambgoat.com. It's a little long-winded, pretentious, verbose, useless, pointless, narcissistic, solipsistic and at some points downright inflammatory and offensive. So, go enjoy that. Let me know how bad it is later.

Also, if anyone has any Super Nintendo games they'd care to sell/donate to me, I'd gladly take them off your hands. Write me at Rob@mostpreciousblood.com if you're serious. I'M serious about having another game to play besides Super Mario 2. I've beaten the motherfucker about eight times in the past week and a half, so it's getting a little old. See, xbox and ps3 and whatever else is out there are all well and good, but I liked it better when I could just throw a radish at something and kill it and I had no need for a headset and didn't need to sprout extra fingers to negotiate with the controls. Call me simple, but I like what I like.

So...something interesting: I decided to make a state police officer chase me down off of the highway. I clicked in at 91mph in a 55mph zone, so I thought to myself "self...let's at least make this one interesting." So as I sped pass the cop, I honked my horn...then proceeded to make him chase me at high speeds until an exit to the highway came up on the right. Boy, was he not happy about that. Needless to say, I have an impending court date which may result in the long arm of the law choking me right out. I'm just lucky my car wasn't impounded. In retrospect, when the officer came to my window and asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, I SHOULD have said in a German accent... "Because vee vere driving vaaay too faaaaast."