So you may know that I have recently decided to train for a half marathon in January and a full in May. (13.1 miles and 26.2 miles, respectivetly, for those of you who don't know.) I've been trying to run more often and recently started a challenging but surprisingly not impossible training program (thanks, Kevyn!).

Last night, while doing a three-mile jog, the S's of running became apparent.

The first two S's are rather obvious: soreness and sweating. I haven't been sore in AGES!! I used to think it would take an act of God to make me sore... But nope, apparently all it takes is my two feet hitting the pavement. And, oh, the SWEAT that follows! I think the phrase "whore in church" is totally appropo.

But then the other two S's... sadly, these two bother me MUCH more than the soreness. SNORTING and SPITTING.

Snorting? Yes, snorting. You may wonder why I didn't say "Sniffling"-- hey, it starts with "S" too, right...? Well, I don't "Sniffle." NO amoutn of sniffling owuld hold the nastiness at bay!! Apparently I am a phlegm-y person ;)

And, inevitably, the snort if followed by... SPIT. Yes, I, Sarah, am now a spitter!! I can't get any good sdistance-- YET-- but I have finally mamanged to figure out the proper execution of spitting so as to not be left with saliva strings all over my face. Yes, that nasty little wet spot you just stepped in was MINE. Feel special :)

Anyhow. Just though I'd share.

Oh, and if anyone has advice regarding the snorting/spitting issue, please share!