howdy ya'll. it's been a minute.

i don't have too much to say right now, it being 10 am monday morning after a long weekend, but i wanted to share with you guys a news story that is really, really bizzare. You might have already seen it as it's been floating around the web for about a week already, but I just reread some parts of it. man. it's really fucked.

also, i thought it was kind of funny that a bunch of celebrities are begging a celebrity governor not to execute the founder of the Crips. Thanks, Chicago Redeye. You've got the cure for my information blues.

but enough about the news. let's talk about me and my super amazing friends and how awesome we are. particularly when we end up at Woodfield Mall. particularly when we end up at Woodfield Mall because we can't decide where to eat lunch and figure a food court would make it easier. what do you do at a mall, you ask? easy - get lots of 7 dollar cocktails at a shitty stir fry place (or one 23 dollar, 60 ounce one if youre Atomly), and take shirtless soft-focus photos at a portrait studio. yeah - apparently you can do that.







pause. yeah - any one of them would make a great desktop background. you know - for the holidays. but this one - geez. this next picture was taken at the exact fraction of a second that i looked the gayest i ever have in my entire life.  On the flipside, Rory and Spex both look retarded.