Ok, I'll put it like this: I think this broad is a friggin' trainwreck. I can't stand when people in music/film do well and then shit all over themselves and everyone around them...it's retarded. This one is hovering in Britney territory as far as putting her personal shit all over the place. There is a difference though. It's a huge difference. This girl is talented. It took me a while to check her out and admit it, but fook me she's mustard. That "Back to Black" album is refreshing in alot of ways. Let me say, why is it that the English always have to remind America of it's incredible musical past? This girl has more soul than any "R&B" chantuse we currently produce who file themselves under the nauseating new category "Neo-Soul". She makes all these self deemed "DIVAS" (another word that has been abused, used falsely and totally taken out of context) look ridiculous. Fucksake man, she makes Mary J. Blige look like Olivia Newton John! Here's the other sore spot......on top of being British....she's white. Ugh. Sounds like Billie Holliday too. Shit. I'm sold on her chops and music but seriously, I never want to see her on tv or read about her again.

So Amy Winehouse, I say this to you chicken: JUST MAKE MUSIC. Don't do shows, don't leave your house, get some help, you're a fucking wreck and a half. Stop being a douche or you'll wind up a statistic. Go wash your face and get to a dentist. Where's your pride chicken? Keep showing all the Yank R&B wannabees that they suck royally and have no real chops (Beyonce, Mary J., Alicia Keys (who I lean more towards not liking even though I think she's ok) ) etc, etc.......) Stop smoking and eat a decent meal, you can afford one now.

I like you alot but you're really annoying.

love,
me.

p.s.-if you actually read all of this, go and listen to her tune on my jukebox....song 2....it'll school you right.....that's SOUL.