i'm pretty sure at least one person reads this blog. and to reward that person, i've decided to come forth with a lifelong secret. sure, i could tell only those who i am closest to. but sometimes life is about taking chances. other times life is about taking 6 tabs of acid and tripping out on your own hand for 48 hours. but that's a story for another time.

anyway... it all started in the summer of 1989... it was the summer after the spring i turned 12. IT WAS THE SUMMER MY LIFE WOULD CHANGE FOREVER!!! i'm sorry, I don't mean to yell. it's just... i feel really close to you, whoever is reading my blog right now. and there's so much to say. It was to be a wonderful summer at sleep away camp, and i... oh... oh god... oh my god, this is weird... my arm... my arm is numb... i think i'm... i think i'm having a heart... attack. Whoever is reading this... there's one thing I've never told a soul... it's about that summer... it's a secret, so if someone is reading this over your shoulder who is not a member of myspace... ohhhh god...my chest... it's... seriously... if you're not a myspace member, TURN AWAY! ...ohhh... i see a light... but... i've got to... tell you... ohhh... wait, there's someone at the door. i'll... be... right... back.
damn mormons... jesus isn't saving me now, is he? oh goddd... the light... the light is getting brighter... it's... it's... it's... oh, i've been leaning up against the dimmer. my... bad. Oh god, are you there?? Hello? Is anybody there? ...oh... we must have gotten cut off. that's... okay... i'm over my minutes anyway.