Since the Academy has given away their awards (semi-skewed since comedies and horror movies get zero consideration) I figure I'll post my list of top movies of the last year.  Many of these will be coming out on video soon or already have.  If you're bored enough to be reading this, chances are you might also be in the market for a deese (decent) rental, so please feel free to let me know what you think of any of these sweet-ass movies. 

7  Eastern Promises - really solid all around, Naomi Watts teeth and gums appear grey in color though, which bummed me out because she's my brother Dominic's 1 chick that he wants to bang.  TONS of Viggo Mortensen's ball sack during a gratuitious nude fight scene in a gay-seeming Russian shower/bathhouse thing.

6  The Bourne Ultimatum - I'm not embarassed to rank this movie this high.  The whole trilogy is dope.  Julia Stiles may be an actual (or literal depending on your preferred vernacular) robot.  Matt Damon real cool.  The guy who plays the scary hitman is the shit too, so rugged. 

5 No Country for Old Men - I was semi-disappointed because I thought the trailer made it look like it was going to be one of my favorites of all time, right up my alley.  It was extremely good though and worth watching just for how sick Javier Bardem was.  His haircut looked EXACTLY, and I really do mean EXACTLY like mine did in middle school.

4 Gone Baby Gone - I wanted to hate this, never been a big fan of Ben Affleck, except for Gigli.  Literally hardest I've ever laughed at a movie was watching Gigli with a bunch of my friends in a room drunk.  We kept pausing these heinous faces Affleck would make when he was doing his fake Italian gangster thing.  But he directed this movie, and it was really good.  The girl that plays the annoying Boston bitch is amazing.  Ed Harris, good looking man.

3 There Will be Blood - I don't think I have anything to say that not everyone has said already.  I was actually a little scared that the movie would be slow like Magnolia or some of PTA's other movies so I was reluctant to finally watch it.  This movie isn't slow at all.  I honestly think I could enjoy watching Daniel Day Lewis get dental work done.  I could enjoy watching him open a can of Chef Boyardee brand ravioli-snack (tm) without a can opener. 

2 30 Days of Night - Hands down the scariest movie I've ever seen.  I honestly couldn't believe how fucking scary this thing was.  Scary movies don't affect me.  I went into this thinking 'well if vampires are involved, it won't scare me because vampires aren't real and supernatural things don't scare me at all.'  Well, now I believe in vampires.  In empty parking lots late at night I listen for vampire sounds and honestly believe that one could come out and bite my face at any moment.  My friend Nick walked out of this after 10 minutes because he couldn't handle the tremens it was causing him.  I beg you to watch this movie if you haven't seen it and you like scary movies.

1 Michael Clayton -  George Clooney is a God.  If I ever get married I'll let...no, no, I'll encourage my wife to have sex with him.  In fact, it may be mandatory.  Yup, I've decided, any woman I marry will have to have had sex with George Clooney, consensual or non, at least once.  There it is.  This movie was the shit. 

Alright, if you're bored send me your lists, I'm sure there's a bunch of good shit I haven't seen.  I'm on a real movie bender right now, looking for some good suggestions.

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