- You recently ate as many as three Charleston Chews at one sitting.
- You kissed your pillow this morning, then whispered  "I love you too." 
- You flexed in front of the mirror today (abs, then a glance at the buns).
- You are scared of being hit by an invisible car when you cross the street.
- You had a chicken nugget eating contest against yourself then felt bad about it.
- It drove you nuts that no one complimented your new shirt. 
-  You think it makes you quirky and different that you sleep with one foot out of the blankets.
- You’re sad that the Electric Slide isn’t as prominent as it used to be.
- You told someone they were in your dream when they weren’t really.  You did this because you had nothing else to say to the person that you have a crush on.
- You described an appetizer as "magnificently splendid" trying to show off in front of the waiter/waitress at a restaurant.  You realized by the look on their face that it didn’t work and felt immediate regret.
-  You felt left out of the David Sedaris conversation. .
-  You drove to 7-11 at 3:35 a.m. for the sole purpose of purchasing Mike & Ike’s.