[I did this in August 2005, don't be confused.]
001. What is your name? Schelsy
002. Spell your name backwards: yslehcS
003. Date of birth: January the 13th, Nineteen-hundred & Eighty-eight.
004. Male or female? I have a vagina.
005. Astrological sign: Capricorn.
006. Nicknames: Dyke
007. Occupation? Axewoman & banging your mom.
008. Height: 54.5"
009. Weight: Im a secret internet fattie.
010. Hair color: Blonde, black, brown, & red.
011. Eye color: blue.
012. Where were you born? Phooler-tun.
013. Where do you reside now? Phooler-tun.
014. Age: 17
015. Screen names: I have those.
016. E-mail addy: NO
017. What does your screen name stand for? no
018. What is your LJ name? Yes
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? no
020. Pets: kitties!
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 023876t81297yruewhnxf pcfhv
022. Piercings? Have.
023. Tattoo's? want.
025. Righty or lefty? Righty
026. Wearing: bra, socks
027. Hearing: Your mom moaning.
028. Feeling: sick
029. Eating/drinking: I dont eat.
~Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Definitely not.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? Ive never utter those words to anyone.
063. How many people have you been in love with? My cat
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Probably.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? No, thank ya Jesus
116. Are your parents divorced? Negative
117. Do you have step parents? No
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Ha ha ha
119. If so for what? A will.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Grandma=spain, Grandpa=Morman Land.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? No.
122. What's the most embarrasing CD you own? hmmm
123. What's the best CD you own? Whatever your mom is listening to.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? I have plenty of those.
125. Do you sing in the shower? si
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? I dont have a special someone
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~Favorites~
152. Color: hot pink.
153. Food: I dont eat.
154. Song: too many.
155. Show: Dr. 90210.
157. Band/singer: Lots.
158. Animal: Aardvark
161. Movie: Labyrinth
162. Pair of shoes: I only own 1 or 2. I cant decide. Vans or my saddle shoes.
164. Actor: penis..
165. Actress: vagina.
166. Potato chip: I DONT EAT
167. Drink: water is just fine, thank you.
168. Alcoholic drink: Alcohol is good.
169. Holiday: Anything that gets me presents
170. Perfume/cologne: SEX ON THE BEACH.
171. Pizza topping: I D O N T E A T
172. Jello flavor: Your mom.
173. Lunch meat: Vegetarian
174. Board game: LIFE, the drinking version.
175. Video game: Dr. Mario.
176. Website: www.stuffonmycat.com
177. Book: Hop On Pop
178. Computer game: Fuck computers.
179. Number: Your dads phone number.
180. Cereal: Lucky Charms.
181. Comedian: Dane Cook
182. Dessert: Your moms is pretty sweet.
183. Disney character: I love everything Disney.
184. Clothing store: Im poor.
185. Past time: Guitar, singing, Febreze, painting
186. Teacher: Teachers LOVE me.
187. Childhood toy: my vagina. Hahah;ajhndsvkjna;wdvqpwrohg
188. Carnival game/ride: Your mom. Hahah;akjvchasdjkvn J-effing-K.
189. Candy bar: They make you fat.
190. Magazine: American Grizzly.
191. Salad dressing: golden Caesar.
192. Thing to do on the weekend: hoooooookaaaaahhhhhhhh. & Disneyland.
193. Hot drink: Hot tea
194. Season: Fall & winter.
195. Sport to watch: Chess.
196. Person to talk to online: Anyone who IMs me.
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yes
200. If so of what? Marilyn Monroe, Labyrinth
201. Do you have a TV in your bedroom? yes
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 10384t608317y
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? A cell phone
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Si.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: my mom biting me.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yes!
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? I dont share my bed. Only with my cats.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Doggiestyle, 69, reverse cowgirl, missionary, the proposal, the chello.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Hell na.
214. Do you snore? I can't hear myself sleep.
215. How about drool? It happens
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? Dark shit blue.
218. What's under your bed? naughty Sex toys, lube, handcuffs, whips, chains..
219. Beach/mountains: beach
220. Donuts/bagels: bagels
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: the hot one
223. Heaven/hell: Both are a state of mind.
225. Coffee/tea: coftea.
228. Britney/Christina: Britney is a MILF.
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: American cheese smells bad
230. Real World/Road Rules: REAL WORLD.
231. Backstreet Boys.r{}