I now know for a fact Chase is an evil empire designed to control your money and starve little naked children  and force them into homosexual servitude for enternity.

Thought about cleaning my car out.

Lost my trust in the whole human race.(even more so)

Tried to get drunk but lost interest.

Need to wax my back...anybody know anyone?

Realized that I am so emotionally callosed that I am just a hollow shell where I used to place feelings, ...I'm more of a reptile now surviving on instinct alone.

Bought this kick ass cereal that gives me wicked bad farts, only with one side effect...greasy butt.

Miss Boston each and every day....I mean....I don't care about Boston...

Wonder if people are even going to read this.