So I was thinking if only I had one more second I could've done this or i've could've done that. Not many people realize that one second makes a big difference...hows that you ask?...well I'm glad you ask here are a few of what if i only had more one second:
* If only I had one more second...I could have moved out of the way of that right hook...what the fuck happened?...where am i at?
* If only I had one more second I would have seen that cop sitting on that side of the road and i would have slowed down to avoid getting pulled over...fuck and i have a warrant!
*If only I had one more second I would've had the courage to talk to that girl I had my eye on all night before she walked out that door...she had an absolutely breathtaking heiney...I wanna be friends with it!
* If only I had one more second that shot or that score would have counted ...
* If I had one more second I would have lasted long enough to give her that orgasm because she was right there...now I'm wondering who the fuck is she calling?..who the hell is Biff?!
*If I had one more second I would've moved out of the way of that moving bus...Hey I cant feel my legs! Where the fuck are my legs?!!
*If only I had one more second I would've caught the ice cream truck in front of my house now i have to go run after that fucker...seriously folks it was just in front of my house.
Ok so you get the point..I have more If only I have one more second examples just message me and I will share them with you or if you have any feel free to share them to me...Any way the point of this blog is that I'm currently in the process of inventing a ONE SECOND TIME MACHINE.
Imagine how easier your life and the decision making would be If we all had a one second time machine. My idea is patented folks so I'm sorry..I mean you can invent a two second or three or so on time machine but who the hell says if only I had a two second or three second time machine...just doesn't sound right and it just doesn't sound cool! I mean imagine telling a friend.."Dude I have a ONE SECOND TIME MACHINE!!!".....compared to..."Dude I have a TWO SECOND TIME MACHINE!!"...see the latter just doesn't sound right!
Ok when I finish my invention I will sell it for $99.99..but if you like with a 50% deposit you can reserve one...just message me and I will give you a mailing address to send the money to...all deposits are non-refundable..So be the first to own one in your block or hood or suburbs or trailers or whatever the fuck!!
So here in a little while I will post a bulletin of.....If only I had one more second I could've... .game....and see what kind of thoughts anyone can come up with....this is a York creation.
Thank you for wasting your time in reading my blog!! I aim to amuse.